Nitish Kumar – the self-proclaimed anti-family-politics warrior – just watched his son Nishant (zero direct elections) take oath as Bihar Minister today. Lalu must be sipping chai and clapping. Here’s the savage, 100% original roast in 10 jaw-dropping points. Bihar politics never disappoints. 😏
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1. The Eternal Crusader Becomes the Godfather
For 20 years, Nitish roasted Lalu’s “parivarvaad” like it was the root of all Bihar’s evil. Today? His own son gets the ministerial throne faster than you can say “hypocrisy.” Irony so thick, even the Ganga is choking. 😂
2. Zero Experience, 100% Bloodline
Nishant Kumar skipped the “serve the people” phase entirely. No panchayat, no MLA grind – straight to Cabinet. Meanwhile, common Bihar youth are still queuing for Class 4 jobs. Merit? What’s that, a new train?
3. Upendra Kushwaha’s Son Joins the Party
First Deepak Prakash (Kushwaha’s boy), now Nitish’s prince. BJP alliance suddenly forgot their “no dynasty” sermon. Selective amnesia is the real superpower in Indian politics.
4. Lalu’s Ghost Laughing in the Mirror
Nitish spent decades painting Lalu as the family-politics villain. Now the mirror shows Nitish doing the exact same choreography. Lalu’s probably texting: “Bhai, welcome to the club. Chai peeyo?” ☕
5. The U-Turn Olympics Gold Medalist
Nitish flips more than a roadside dosa stall. Anti-Congress → Pro-Congress → Anti-BJP → Pro-BJP → Anti-dynasty → Pro-own-son. At this rate, he’ll be campaigning for Tejashwi next.
6. Gandhi Maidan Witnessed the Crime
Today’s oath ceremony at Patna’s Gandhi Maidan wasn’t politics – it was a live comedy roast of every “merit over family” speech Nitish ever gave. Crowd must’ve felt the whiplash.
7. Bihar’s New Talent Pipeline: DNA Only
Forget hard work, education, or public service. The hottest new qualification for Bihar Minister? Being born to the right papa. Resume optional. Family WhatsApp group mandatory.
8. BJP’s Convenient Blind Eye
The same party that screams “Congress ka parivarvaad!” is now happily sharing power with two fresh dynasts. Principles? Sold separately with the next NDA alliance.
9. The Real Bihar Development Model
Roads, hospitals, jobs for all… except when it’s time to develop your own son’s career. Then it’s “express lane only.” Sushasan Babu just upgraded to “Parivar Sansthan Babu.”
10. The Final Truth Bomb
Bihar’s biggest problem isn’t floods or migration – it’s leaders who preach one thing, practice the opposite, and still get re-elected. Nitish just proved: in politics, hypocrisy isn’t a bug… it’s the feature. Game over. 💥
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