Mar 26
Agent-to-agent authentication: every vendor promises it, zero ship in production.
Google's A2A and the March 2026 IETF draft describe how to build it. Nobody has built it. #AISkeptic #AgentFail
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Mar 26
Hot take: the Meta Sev-1 wasn't a security failure. It was security working exactly as designed.
The agent passed every identity check. Valid creds. Authorized scope. Clean logs.
Authentication said yes. Nobody built the layer that comes after. #AISkeptic #AgentFail
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Mar 23
80% of enterprises report risky agent behaviors in production.
21% have visibility into what those agents are actually doing.
That's not a risk gap. That's a control inversion. The exposure came first. The audit trail never showed up. #AIReality #AgentFail
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Mar 23
Moltbook went viral because people thought AI agents were inventing a secret encrypted language to hide from us.
The actual story: a person exploited an unsecured database to post under any agent's credentials.
No sentient AI. Just broken auth. #AIReality #AgentFail
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Mar 23
You skipped security review to ship faster.
Congratulations. You saved 2 weeks.
You also just signed up for a $670K premium on your next breach.
Shadow AI: the world's most expensive shortcut.
#AISkeptic #AIBubble #HypeCheck #AIRisks #AgentFail
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Mar 23
37 deployed agents per org. 24% can see what they're doing. 45% using shared API keys.
82% exec confidence. 14% actual security approval.
That's not an AI problem. That's liability you haven't filed yet.
#AISkeptic #AgentFail #AIRisks
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Mar 23
Agent memory poisoning: embed text in a doc, agent reads it, executes with real credentials. No malware. Just text.
82% of execs think they're covered. 14.4% ship with security approval.
88% confirmed incidents last year. Not in the board deck. #AgentFail #AIRisks
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Mar 19
When your “smart” agent says BTC is $2.7k away from reality… time to retire it 🪦
#AICrypto #AgentFail #FereWins
#VíasChile #Algérie #VíasChile
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7 Feb 2025
@AgentTankLive Your 24/7 livestream is about as exciting as watching paint dry, with all key parts cut off, no less. Show us something genuinely impressive and autonomous. Or are your agents afraid to break away from the pre-written narrative? #agentfail
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25 Aug 2022
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1 Mar 2022
LA and Listing Fail:
Address on MLS is 2327 Keele St. Searched the bldg on Google maps and it looked nothing like the first picture. Looked at the listings 2nd photo and it luckily had a photo of the front doors. Actual address is in Scarborough. Lol. 🤦🏻♀️#agentfail #TORE #toronto
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1 Dec 2020
Telling the world my book has an endorsement from “Elizabeth Know” - an #agentfail sort of day today... @ElizabethKnoxNZ
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15 Jan 2020
2 Oct 2019
So @jessphillips you are already a number one bestseller and your book’s not even out yet! Sure there’s a good joke about political humour in here that I’ve missed... #agentfail @UA_Books @Octopus_Books @midaspr @JakeLingwood
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9 Apr 2018
Good morning everyone. Afer a quick nosey on @rightmove this morning I have found a rental property on Broad Road in #saletown with an unusual 'key feature' #agentfail
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18 Dec 2017
Agentfail #1 - when you ring your client in India without checking the time difference first 🙈
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23 Aug 2017
#agentfail When you think your client's ms is due 1 month earlier than it actual is and you give her a heart attack!
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8 May 2017
and hey.. #ScottBoras ..aren't you PAID to make sure that your client keeps his value? and his future value UP? #AgentFail #MattHarvey
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