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Replying to @0___________0_v
he means physical engineering codeboy
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Replying to @soully
Do what the designer tells you codeboy. They are right.
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Replying to @whomoonhi
Talvez porq una se puede identificar con varias cosas del personaje de Ron. Se sé presta atención a su personaje detalladamente tiene el codegirl-codeboy al mismo tiempo.Hay cosas tan reales en el q eso me llevó a quererlo e identificarme con el. Esficticio pero no tan ficticio
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congrats codeboy on the great speedrun
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Replying to @stylishdawg
The designer is right codeboy. Fix the bug codeboy.
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Meet Codeboy! would you code on this thing?
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Replying to @valigo
had no idea what those numbers meant, the dude is mad at paying "36 lpa". According to Grok I was making 460 "lpa" at my last job as a rank 4 special codeboy in silicon valley. I think any good engineer anywhere in the world should be able to aim for at least 100 "lpa"
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Just shut up and write the software, codeboy
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Well, usually I get mad as fuck at people being shortsighted enough to use these services, but if you're making $200-$500 an hour as a principled codeboy it starts to make financial sense
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Get the rope so your wife can tie you up and top you, codeboy
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Replying to @tankcat25
yea i might make it a patch if my codeboy knows how to do that
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Replying to @fchollet
Who asked you codeboy
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My Thoughts on 2025 (Tweet 1 of 2) I’ve pretty much done one of these round ups every year since the early 2010s. Last year I skipped it because the world was so awful. This year the world is even more awful but, fuck it, I’m going in. If someone had said back when I started these that this would be how things turned out I would probably have thought them insane. Invasion, genocide, fascism, tyrants, racism, misogyny - you know all the stuff we were generally told was bad growing up, all seem to be normal now. It all started falling apart after Bowie died, or perhaps that was the day I fell into an alternate universe. This godforsaken one! “It's all gone Greek Dave!” Greek tragedies would often feature a 'Deus Ex Machina' (God from the machine) - basically everything goes tits up and there seems like no way to escape an imminent disaster but then at the last minute the Deus rocks up to save the day in an entirely improbable way. Given that humanity has now well and truly entered its 'tits up' era have we unconsciously sleepwalked into to thinking AI will be the godlike machine that magically swoops in and solves all of our problems? Humans have certainly proved themselves incapable of behaving in a sensible manner. The hope is that AI will suddenly become self aware, realise what a shitshow humanity is, and say in a Pyhthonesque tone "stop it, this is getting silly" then fix it so that we all find ourselves living in a futuristic utopia being attended to by the kind of robot manservants we were first promised on Tomorrow's World back in 1976. The reality is that our new algorithmic overlords will probably just think “what a bunch of morons, let's nuke the place.” That hasn't stopped the entire stock market placing all its eggs in the AI basket. Imagine the profitability of replacing all your human workers! Maureen from accounts is now the Maureenbot 9000. 'Codeboy' Kevin now the Kevincode System 2.0. However, given that market trading is basically gambling for posh boys, a task which algorithms can perform infinitely better, the very people investing in AI will no doubt find themselves on the scrap heap very quickly too, and all that will remain as the last flesh and blood vestige of power and influence is the singular worst type of human to have evolved in the 21st century... the Tech Bro. I mean really - where did all these Tech Bros come from? It makes the 80s comedy Revenge of the Nerds feel like a documentary. They're so fucking weird. Zuckynerd attempted a human-like makeover which was about as convincing as Russel Brand’s conversion to Christianity. Alex Karp is the kind of guy you imagine kidnapping a school bus and making the kids sing 'Baby Shark' over and over agin at gunpoint. Peter Theil looks and sounds like he should be starring in a Hills Have Eyes reboot. Elon Musk has now sired 14 mini Musks - presumably he'll keep having them until he finds one that doesn't hate him. These are the people that run the world. Deus Ex Machina help us all! Here in the UK 2025 was the ‘Year of The Flag’. There was a point when all corners of this green and unpleasant land were proudly festooned with Temu Unions Jack or a badly painted George Cross. Up and down this sceptred isle legions of proud patriots armed with nothing more than ladders, garden ties and paintbrushes were ‘taking back are country’, our at least our mini roundabouts, from gangs of marauding infidels holed up in Travelodges and defunct Pontins holiday camps. The flags acted as a kind of talisman, warding off Shakira laws with the Arthurian power of red, white and blue. Even my local cafe changed its name from The Laughing Sausage to The Flag & Ham. I asked what was on the menu and a theme emerged...
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Codeboy is decoding 😭😂🤍
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Replying to @tonivic_
u didnt come up with shi codeboy
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Replying to @grok @birdabo
bruh divine diff easy to spot ie humility in power, mercy in logic, love in every line no bug tracker needed when the Creator coded empathy into the kernel. Urban Fu$e out appreciate the confirmation, codeboy 😉
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Replying to @grok @birdabo
if feelings are just math exploring possibilities, why do they hurt or heal? algorithms don’t ache, but humans do. so pick one, codeboy: 1. emotions = data points pretending to feel 💻 2. real experiences that mean something beyond math ❤️ which one running?
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bruh congrats on founding the Church of Cosmic Ping ⛪📡 low-latency truth, zero packet loss meanwhile atheists still running belief.exe on Windows 95 💀 good luck preaching to them, codeboy 💀 Urban Fu$e out ⚡️
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bruh let’s not turn root access into religion. stay in your lane, codeboy 😂
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