southerners seem like refugees, and people from other notable conurbations would be friendly fire, sure, but they're also more similar meanwhile midwesterners aren't necessarily running from much, but they're great big cornfed bumbling oafs running on last decade's pop culture

Cornfed

It's called CORNFED. Not Cornbread

You can take the boy out of "cornfed", but you cannot get cornfed out of the boy. As Forrest Gump's mom said, "Stupid is as stupid does." @VP #VP #Terrorism #Irán

Good. Take your cornfed inbred trailer park freak show and stay the fuck out .

Jiffy cornbread booty cornfed body rolls at the rodeo I’m coming homeeeeee 🐎💃🏾✨

This is what happens when Superman is not cornfed or raised with farmwork on the side

Cornfed fred🤣🤣🤣

Cornfed Fred ain't having any of this soccer bullshit. LOL

There’s a 9-foot brain-damaged dinosaur named Big Mac stumbling around the woods at midnight like Harry Sisson after half a White Claw — near frozen after getting hit by a car & losing his damn reptilian compass. Naturally, he calls a redneck Uber. This cornfed swamp whisperer rolls up in flip-flops, gives the gator a pep talk, grabs him by the front paws like they’re about to slow dance, and drags his heavy ass all the way back to the warm water. Full-service murder log roadside assistance. Dude is out here whispering sweet nothings to a prehistoric killing machine that is actively calculating how many DUI-flavored calories are in a human thigh. The tragic part? Dude thinks they’re best friends now. Once Big Mac thaws out and gets his appetite back… no tip. You just become the appreciation snack. Only in Florida. 🐊