When they tell you it's #FiveOClockSomewhere....

Tune in for Ward on Wine today at 4:15! Mike Ward is talking about Silver Oak Cellars and Twomey Cellars!! #fiveoclocksomewhere

Just walked into this masterpiece prank on one of my buddies. #expand #fiveoclocksomewhere #gonnacrackmycousinswife #dorinbucaaproved

Been acquainted with this ole rascal for a coons age. A good buddy from the legendary SAA Fraternity. Through a brick wall for him. #mybuddy #toreup #fiveoclocksomewhere #BigsbyKnowsBall

I'm dug out front door to cars, driveway, and doggie area. Back door can wait until another day. Is is too early for a drink? #fiveoclocksomewhere #daydrinking #askingforafriend

It's #fiveoclocksomewhere right? A most Monday Monday

Cheers $Ziggy fam 🌊🍻 We’ve made it to Thursday evening — and the week’s been vibing so far 😎 A couple sets left… let’s finish strong the next few days 💪 Eyes up, boards waxed, momentum locked in. Ride the tide. Spread the vibe. 🏄‍♂️🤙 #ZiggyNation #NoRigNation #WaveCheck #AlmostFriday #DegenSurf #FiveOclockSomewhere

The Tiki Bar is now open with BOGO drinks of all kinds and free appetizers! Let Jorge whip up something special for you! Place your orders. 😃🍹🍷🍺 #FiveOclockSomewhere

Trying my first cutwater on a Wednesday afternoon!!! #fiveoclocksomewhere

5mins to 5:00pm I’m sneezing… Who’s thinking or talking about me?! 😬 3day weekend is here! #fiveoclocksomewhere

Cheers to an epic weekend. #cheers #epic #weekend #fiveoclocksomewhere #alcohol #drink #bar #fun #weekend #weekendvibes✌️ #friday #fridayvibes😎 #fridays #friyay #beauty #beautifull #curvesarebeautiful #curves #curvy #dirtyshirley #pink #pinkpinkpink #twins #beauty #gorgeous #style #fashion

MOM!!!! Don't you know it's 5:00 🕔 somewhere? My friends are here for Yappy Hour! Let's get this thing open for some mocktails and treats! 🦴🍉🐾 -Remi #YappyHour #FriYay #WeekendVibes #ABRAlumni #FiveOClockSomewhere

But then Jane was very, very drunk. #fiveoclocksomewhere

It’s not what it looks like, well it is but it’s purely medicinal 🤣🤪 #wineoclock #fiveoclocksomewhere

Hey you bunch of beauties, let’s kick this day off correct! #FiveOclockSomewhere

It’s always #FiveOClockSomewhere on the #LastCallWithAlan Tour! Thank you, Fort Worth and @DickiesArena, for singing along to some real #CountryMusic!

It’s five o’clock somewhere. But what they never tell you—what the barroom philosophers in their Hawaiian shirts and dead-end dreams willfully ignore—is that this freedom, this celebration of the hour, is just another march toward the abyss. A man drinks at noon, and they call him a drunk. A man drinks at five, and they call him civilized. But peel back the curtain, and you will see: the hour was an excuse all along. Drink now, if you must. But do not pretend it is the hour that allows it. The abyss is always open. #FiveOClockSomewhere #AiArt #BloodyMartini

340,000 of those were from the school bus kiddy fiddler fiveoclocksomewhere