I wonder what everyone did with their Morphsuits

Those of us Westerners that do use it as a fetish probably found out via the internet. Everybody else probably found out via "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"'s 'Green Man', the rise of the Morphsuits brand and other comedic representations.

The human brain is designed to detest morphsuits.

Funny thing with Jeff specifically, his favorite clothes are somehow the goofy fucking morphsuits and it leaves him with a very funny wardrobe

Hehehe…inflated morphsuits have funny shapes. >:3

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Green morphsuits slowly ruining all cons

Enough with the monochrome morphsuits, and all-black uniforms. There’s already too many teams that do this now.

And because everyone's wearing lime green morphsuits, we the audience get to see what they look like at the exact same time as the actors, the beauty of fan first filmmaking

it's because those aren't actually dudes; it's twelve white women in two morphsuits 💀

The amount of GROWN men taking selfies with Herc and Bella is so funny. Although my brother and I dressed in morphsuits for the Arsenal FA Cup final and that was really fun gamboling around Wembley making people laugh so maybe there's something about silly costumes.

I do know a guy who does custom fursona morphsuits, lol. Will see if I can dig up the link

they should do the dog show with all the trainers wearing green morphsuits so they can be chroma keyed out and we just see the dogs

New fashion landscape: From oversized bows to vulgar morphsuits, new designers – including two Irish men – made their mark at Paris Fashion Week buff.ly/YnM6yjA

'Mum, where's dad?' 'He's gone out with his mates, wearing spandex morphsuits, putting flags up on lampposts'

Lemonade spaceships or … faces in those morphsuits. That’s kinda terrifying 🫠🫠

so the lemonade mv is gonna be louis and his friends in yellow morphsuits? 😆

I’ll be keeping a tally of all the women’s gear makers who retire after making them rhinestoned morphsuits for 3 months straight

Looks like they're wearing morphsuits

Im sure Nvdia mouthpieces will find some new scifi concept to water down and coop. We'll get to see cyborgs that are really just people in morphsuits that somehow take the energy of North Dakota to not collapse in and kill the wearer.