they drew first blood.
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31 May 2021
A good episode of hoarders would just be me and my resentments.
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Jun 14
RT @Noah_Is_182: Big shoutout to Erik Miller, he may have given up a bomb today but he was the literal only Giants pitcher without a fuckin…
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Jun 12
They'd have a better shot with Popovich coaching with a bell like the old guy from Breaking Bad.
Jun 12
Mitch Johnson:
"I don't get into social media. I think I've probably been fired 212 times, and we've traded Fox 72 times ... People have their opinions. I don't care ... De'Aaron Fox will have the basketball in his hands at the end of the game tomorrow."
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Tonight at 8 pm eastern is my FIRST WhatNot show! Tonight is ALL Ken Griffey Jr cards starting as low as $1! I will also have a nice selection of rare inserts and refractors available Buy It Now!
Come show me some love! Link to show in replies!
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Not having an NBA Finals game on a Sunday is a fucking crime.
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Jun 3
The Giants are really the worst team in baseball
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Feb 9
George Costanza being in a Super Bowl commercial in 2026. Seinfeld will never die.
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LOL u can tell all these people know about San Francisco/ the bay is everything they see on the news. They thought every corner was Andre Nickatina and messy marv throwing needles at each other.
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31 Dec 2025
Planning and committing murder is pretty wild. I don’t even have the energy to get an oil change let alone plot and carry out a whole ass homicide.
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23 Dec 2025
I grieved the death of Ned Stark longer than Erika Kirk has mourned her husband.
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20 Dec 2025
Imagine if Jake Paul getting knocked out was the first domino to fall in things finally taking a turn for the better in the world.
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15 Dec 2025
Just a heads up, it's OK to be sad about Rob Reiner's death without letting everyone know that you "didn't agree with this politics". No one gives a fuck.
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6 Nov 2025
It should be socially acceptable to eat french toast with your hands.
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29 Oct 2025
Made the mistake of hooping with teenagers and getting cooked by little ass nerds because I’m old and slow was the most embarrassed I’ve been since I tried to say “gnocchi” to my waiter a few weeks ago.
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27 Oct 2025
My boss figured out that I just pretend to be very dumb (I’m actually just a little dumb)
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21 Oct 2025
I am crushing the last hour at work (uploading monopoly pieces to the McDonalds app)
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