Comedian WHO LIVES IN Los Angeles, but is FROM New Jersey. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
Joined March 2009
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17 Apr 2019
This Comedian Plays Every Cliché Movie Character And It Rules So Hard funnyordie.com/2019/4/15/183… via @funnyordie
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It's been a while. So, buckle up that chin strap, throw on the flak jacket and pull the rip cord. It's time for another edition of WRITERS KICKING ASS thread.
We live in a world of no, and it does my psyche good to see talented folks inspiring others by making things happen.
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I feel like NBA championship on-court celebrations have been weirdly subdued over the last few years and it was beautiful to watch the current and old Knicks truly freak the fuck out about winning. Winning is fucking cool and rare! Go wild!
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I'll go a step further and say they shouldn't ever touch it or talk
Owners shouldn’t touch the trophy first
Owners shouldn’t talk on the podium first
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The Knicks win is going to turn this country around. The vibes are immaculate!
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Jun 13
Anthony Bourdain: “…the world is, in fact, filled with mostly good and decent people who are simply doing the best they can. Everybody, it turns out, is proud of their food (when they have it). They enjoy sharing it with others (if they can). They love their children...”
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this video is only a decade away from being in jerry's age range
29 Oct 2019
I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend"
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28 May 2021
Just in time for summer it’s MUBBLES! The bubbles designed specifically for men!
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12 Dec 2024
Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*
uh oh
*frantically starts flipping through pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
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Jun 12
World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:
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3 Jun 2023
a little Hollywood story
In my first LA apt ('97-98) in Palms, just north of Venice Blvd, near Culver City, I had a landline. I'd occasionally get calls looking for a Kirkwood. "Can I speak to Kirkwood please?" It was annoying. Then one day an older woman called... 🧵
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Woop! “Widow’s Bay” renewed for season 2! Hope everyone enjoys their celebratory sunset cocktails! 💀⚓️👻🧟♂️😈📺
My interview with creator Katie Dippold:
"Widow’s Bay," a new Apple TV series that chases comedy with the macabre, is the first show from screenwriter Katie Dippold, who grew up in Jersey. njmonthly.com/articles/arts-…
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He has deleted it, but I honestly think that we should not welcome people who tweet or think like this into society at large.
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Jun 11
Oh he’s dumped tons of money into some bullshit AI company for sure.
Dwayne Johnson on AI:
“I’ve always been an advocate for embracing big change—after taking a hard look at it. We can either stick our heads in the sand and be afraid, or we can say, ‘Okay, we’re here. Let’s see. Let’s explore.’"
variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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Going to LA to shoot this short I wrote. It’s hard to get anyone else to care about making something as much as you do. Everyone from supporters to the folks working on this project have brought a care, enthusiasm, and dedication I could’ve only dreamed about. LET’S MAKE A MOVIE!
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Jun 11
Man I don't care how fun the Knicks are right now and how amazing this run has been, there's no excuse to RT Craig Carton into anyone's timeline. Keep that criminal-ass away from the good things in sports
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Jun 11
James Dolan is making a wild villain push in the last act of the movie.
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Back to the grind y’all! We have 22 days left and $9,880 left to raise to get an official greenling from Seed and Spark to get the money to make this short film this summer. Please continue sharing and if you haven’t donated yet, here’s your chance!
tinyurl.com/IfTheresNoForeve…
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Jun 10
We have 17 days to get $12,000 for our indie feature horror film
To support, share and go here: seedandspark.com/fund/hacken…
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24 Jan 2025
Throwback to Bill Belichick resigning on a napkin 😅
(🎥: IG/@2pointlead )
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Good lord the "TRUE FAN!" debate is the most boring sports discussion of all time.
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