Coast. Mountains. Plains. Earth.
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ALAN retweeted
Jun 6
I try not to be a hot take guy on here but I gotta get one off my chest.
I’m fuckin sick of Mr. Brightside
Feel free to boo me in the replies
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ALAN retweeted
🚨 Cardinals are luck merchants! 🚨
⚾ Cubs @ Cardinals
05/31/2026
Final: Cubs 1, Cardinals 5
Deserve-to-Win: Cubs 70% / Cardinals 18% (Tie 13%)
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#MLB #Cubs #STLCards
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ALAN retweeted
Mar 10
Only four teams haven’t made an external addition during free agency thus far:
- Seahawks
- Broncos
- Jaguars
- Eagles
All four teams won at least 11 games in 2025.
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ALAN retweeted
21 Sep 2025
In my entire life following the NFL, there had *never* been a preseason narrative that made less sense to me than the “Denver might be a legit contender!” one that sprouted up this year.
Through 3 weeks, sanity is being restored.
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ALAN retweeted
21 May 2023
With 4 rebounds tonight, Nikola Jokic is the 2nd player in NBA history with 2,000 points, 1,000 rebounds and 800 assists in a single season, including reg. season and playoffs. He joins Oscar Robertson in 1961-62.
ALT Nikola Jokic
ALT Oscar Robertson
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ALAN retweeted
20 May 2023
We teach our children @LostBoyzInc to honor those who pave the way to their success. An ode from the South Shore Patriotz to @STR0 @HDMHApparel @Wes55Burton @Laureus_USA @PitchingNinja @RotoWear #ThePerfectMound #Play2 #SportForGoodChicago
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ALAN retweeted
19 Feb 2023
Jill Gomric Dalke, we are only one day away from your enshrinement into the St. Louis Sports Hall of Fame The event is a sellout.
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13 Feb 2023
Yea…do away with turf @NFL ? We would all rather the slip and slop show at mid field. These guys deserve better. Play on a consistent surface already. Enough.
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ALAN retweeted
3 Jan 2023
Chris Pronger suffered commotio cordis after taking a slap shot to the chest in 1998.
Praying for a similar recovery and outlook for Damar Hamlin…Pronger was back on the ice weeks later and played 12 more seasons en route to the Hockey Hall of Fame. 🙏
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ALAN retweeted
2 Sep 2022
3 months. 3 shows. 15 episodes. 23 challenges. 31 different Barstool personalities. 873 minutes of content.
Can’t thank everyone enough who made these shows possible.
It’s been one hell of a summer. This is just the start of the Barstool Reality Universe. Thanks for watching 🙏
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ALAN retweeted
21 Jun 2022
Interesting that they are doing work on the mound. I was talking to a couple of coaches last night, actually, and they mentioned that the mound has been in rough shape at times during games. Guessing it has to do with the heat and dryness.
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ALAN retweeted
7 Jun 2022
Today is my favorite kids birthday! We sure battle a lot, but I love him more than he’ll ever know. Happy 6th birthday to Maddox Kase who ALWAYS keeps us on our toes lol.
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ALAN retweeted
16 Mar 2022
We have agreed to terms with LB Nicholas Morrow on a one-year contract.
Welcome to the 312, Nicholas! 🐻⬇️
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