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kindred @haleyobsession

history’s a bitch but so am i • honorary fourth hayworth sibling • god, we are all fucking fruit

Joined June 2011
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kindred@haleyobsession
6 Jun 2021
“it’s gonna be a good year, alexis. you’re on the right path” my incredibly talented friend @annnatorrres designed my grad cap & i couldn’t possibly love it more 🎓
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Asscela Express 🚅@biz_socks
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Everyday we march closer and closer to living in a crossover episode of 30 Rock and The Other Two
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Beautiful Normal Woman@SillyBWoman
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Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours
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@Anania00
Jun 14
i’ll be on as magenta today!!! 4pm, studio 54pm, @rockyhorrorbway
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Conor Ryan
@ConorRyan_93
Jun 13
the international community can’t comprehend the treasures that await on the road to Foxborough
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the concept of travis kelce watching oh mary
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@Anania00
Jun 13
don’t take the MTA on the weekend if you’re quick to anger cuz i’m about to get real green goblin around here if they don’t tighten up these FUCKING DELAYS
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i’m just Ben@ItsRainingBen
Jun 13
I know we all loved “Gitchie Gitchie Carrie Coon” but I feel like we’re really sleeping on “Squibby Squibby Squibby June”
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Gillian Branstetter@GBBranstetter
Jun 13
NYC this weekend
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OH, MARY! on Broadway@ohmaryplay
Jun 12
you seem rather well-known for a niche cabaret legend
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katie ✰@katieem_21
Jun 11
i wholeheartedly believe that the betts trade gave boston a new curse
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followed my longtime coworker on instagram after we bonded over something and she didn’t follow back
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onyinye@scarysappho
Jun 11
Just wasting pride month time on work when there’s lesbianism to be done
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OH, MARY! on Broadway@ohmaryplay
Jun 11
They go too far. Mary and Mary present at the Tony Awards.
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micah@MicahRucci
Jun 10
Jesus is set to return as Savior in Second Coming
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
Jun 10
Holmes is set to return as a series regular in Season 2 of ‘Overcompensating.’ 🔗: deadline.com/2026/06/overcom…
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OH, MARY! on Broadway@ohmaryplay
Jun 10
Have you ever had a Great Hang?
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alex@alex_abads
Jun 10
the most sinister, hopeless backroom in mahattan
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ollie@laufbin
Jun 8
the tonys used to have great comet

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caratbong water@voboed
Jun 8
this lady havent been on the ground since 2010
Spencer Althouse
@SpencerAlthouse
Jun 8
omg Pink just did, like, 200 spins while 40 feet in the air while dressed as Peter Pan to open the Tony Awards
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mary
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Jun 8
this is objectively an insane picture and I want it published with my obituary
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JELLICLES CAN JELLICLES DO AND JELLICLES WILL

ALT Jackie Christie Arguing GIF

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