I get 121 emails a day and have 3 children. Nobody asked me, so here are my worst productivity tips for when you come back from summer vacation:
๐ฆ Sleep less. 8 hours is for wimps. You make excellent decisions on 5.5 hours.
๐ฆ Drink extra coffee after 3 PM. Many emails tonight? Double espresso and white Monster.
๐ฆ Never prioritize your tasks. Answer emails according to the principle "last in, first out".
๐ฆ Listen to podcasts at 2x speed, you'll get so much out of it.
๐ฆ Whatever you do, don't use AI to help with your tasks - it costs 82,000 liters of water every time you type a letter in ChatGPT.
๐ฆ Show up 4 minutes late to every meeting to show how busy you are.
๐ฆ Delay your emails to be sent after 11 PM to show how busy you are.
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