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3 May 2024
Riding a train after dark on my own listening to Crockett’s Theme feeling like my life is an 80s thriller
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12 Aug 2023
Taught Olivia to headbang along to Metallica this morning, so we’re going full Upper Hutt I guess
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30 Jul 2023
Olivia started dancing when I put Motley Crue on, so I guess when she can talk we’re convincing Mum we need a Camaro Iroc-Z
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17 May 2023
AFRICAN GAZE was an exhibition showcasing the weird and wonderful art form that is the Ghanaian movie poster. These are some of the best...
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1/20 - Mrs Doubtfire
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17 Feb 2023
Is it poor form to use your baby as a guitar when you’re both listening to rockabilly?
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9 Dec 2022
Covid really fucks you up. I’ve had karma chameleon stuck in my head all day out of nowhere, and I have a strange craving for double cheese sizzlers.
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9 Dec 2022
Ok, I listened to it. Now I can get back to exclusively listening to don henley. Hopefully the pile of hash browns in the oven deal to the sizzler thing
10 Oct 2022
Watched Jaws with Helen tonight - her first time. Ultimately I think she was ambivalent about it, but I love that movie.
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4 Sep 2022
Achieved a major life goal last night. Finally made it to 5 stars on Sim Tower
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2 Sep 2022
Disney Plus’s suggestion of Runaway Bride seemed like a great idea, but it really destroyed all the good will Pretty Woman had built up in my heart
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9 Aug 2022
In 1980, Packers kicker Chester Marcol’s field goal attempt is blocked back into his hands and he runs that fucker in for a game-winning touchdown. If this play wasn’t already wildly awesome enough, Marcol later revealed he was high on cocaine at the time.
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22 Jun 2022
Our car has auto-dimming mirrors, but they’d be even better if they adjusted themselves to shine the light back in the eyes of that dickhead with their full beams on
22 Jun 2022
I’ve been listening to 2001 New Order hit Crystal A LOT this week so looked up the lyrics. Why did I unquestioningly believe he would be singing “I’m a man in a ditch”
20 Jun 2022
Holy shit the guy from the A Team is the dude from Breakfast at Tiffany’s?!?
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17 Jun 2022
Wordle 363 3/6
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 so fucken close on that second one
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11 Jun 2022
Mr Brightside is the longest charting singly on the UK Singles Chart Top 100?
21 May 2022
4 May 2022
Bought a punching bag for my garage. Thinking of getting into wearing sleeveless hoodies
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21 Apr 2022
Uh oh. New candy shop opened up down the road from work. Pray for me