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if I was playing in the nba finals I would make every shot and never turn the ball over. it baffles me why no one else is doing this
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machines of selectively loving grace
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pov ur sister graduated from pastry school
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construction sites should have toddler viewing hours
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ever since i was a young child i yearned to accept all cookies as i traversed the internet page by page
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AGI is not here. she hasn’t even left her house
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3yo logically wrapping up our costco trip by firmly reminding me we are not firefighters
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working with the youth
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oh hell ya
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this has to be fake news
SCOOP: Everlane sold to Shein for $100 million puck.news/everlane-is-sellin… @PuckNews
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put yourself in my crocs your honor
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before i became a mom i did not realize babies regularly get software updates. the baby slept for 15 hours for two consecutive nights and emerged with the ability to roll
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AI is making you stupid. Today, we're introducing the all new Oboe, designed to make you smarter. Think about the last 10 answers you got from an LLM. How many of them do you actually remember? Probably none, because LLMs are not good teachers. But @oboelabs helps you learn the way humans are supposed to: through guided conversations, frequent checks for understanding, real-time adjustments, and multiple formats for all learning styles. Here's everything we're introducing today:
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2x2 matrix guy finds yet another opportunity to describe something using a 2x2 matrix
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considering canceling our instacart subscription since the garden has yielded one (1) strawberry
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hareem retweeted
Ever since I was a small boy I knew I wanted to apologise for my delayed reply
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just turned away from slack on my laptop to immediately check it from my phone in case the mobile interface speaks to me differently
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we need to stop removing friction from frictionless experiences like shopping on instagram……. some of us cannot afford this update
NEW: Meta is building a consumer version of the AI agent OpenClaw, internally dubbed “Hatch”, that’s currently powered by Anthropic’s Claude. When launched, it’ll be powered by Meta’s Muse Spark. It’s also developing an agent’s shopping tool for Instagram.
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