Founder, @rocketmoneyapp. Cautious optimist. Serial entrepreneur. Harvard Law. Opinions are mine only.

Joined March 2007
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You did it man
I just want to be successful thats all..
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Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Jun 13
For those who think the SpaceX IPO is some giant Ponzi scheme scam, you do realize you can short the stock right? Go ahead, please be my guest and bet against Elon.
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I cancelled my $10/mo Calendly subscription and vibe coded my own with Fable for $12,000
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Next up: Platner in middle school ‘took forever’ at the water fountain: ‘save some for the fishes!’
Graham Platner was an 'a-hole extraordinaire' as DC bartender: 'troubled, dark' trib.al/jxbE4jW
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Haroon retweeted
what stage of oppo is this
Graham Platner was an 'a-hole extraordinaire' as DC bartender: 'troubled, dark' trib.al/jxbE4jW
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Jun 5
Just tried giving Google assistant one last try… Absurd. 🤦
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No one's taking advice from you, lmfao
Keep in mind that if you're defending Platner at this point you're signing up for 5 more months of defending an obvious pathological liar.
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Jun 5
You murdered his wife and kids I don’t think he’s interested in meeting you.
Jun 4
Trump: If I did meet with the new Ayatollah, I would be honored to meet him. Doocy: Do you think because Epic Fury killed his killed his dad and his wife and his kid that he's has hard feelings? Trump: I would say I'm not his favorite person, but with that being said, he's probably a pro—I don't know him—he's probably a professional in some circles, he has a very good reputation actually, you know, sometimes when people say bad, but a lot of people say bad about me . It's totally false, of course.
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Jun 4
Wow. Agent and bot traffic now exceeds human traffic on the internet.
Welp, that happened faster than I predicted. Thought it would be end of 2027, then early 2027, but agentic traffic growing so fast that bots have now passed human traffic online for the first time in the Internet's history. radar.cloudflare.com/traffic…
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Hamawy served as a combat surgeon in Iraq, which we invaded based on lies told by Ari Fleischer. Hamawy told me yesterday that on heavy days of battle he’d operate on as many as 30-40 American servicemembers, triaging where he had to. Ari bears significant responsibility for every single one of those maimed men and women that Hamawy worked to save. Now to have the balls to link him to Al Qaeda is not remotely the most shameful thing he’s done in his life, but it has to be in the top ten.
He travelled to Bosnia where he volunteered for an Al Qaeda offshoot. Congress would be within its rights not to seat him. Our enemies should have no expectation they can infiltrate us from within.
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Jun 3
"...new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified." - Scott Pelley of 60 minutes in a statement contradicting @bariweiss's account of his firing. #fireher
Scott Pelley just issued a statement on Bari's remarks this morning:
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Sometimes, you don’t hate the bias of the editors at the New York Times enough. The reporters rightly relegated this guilt-by-association cleric stuff to the 9th paragraph of their piece but the editor made sure it in was the dek of the piece itself on this historic night - above any mention of him treating 9/11 victims, saving Tammy Duckworth’s life, or volunteering to save lives in Gaza.
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Jun 2
And that’s before AI has entered the education space.
This is an astoundingly rapid change in something so basic. In 15 years the proportion of people who say college is very important has decreased by more than half.
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@rabois I’d like to understand how this jives with your definition of morality
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There needs to start being penalties for wittingly or unwittingly posting AI or AI modified videos. This will create an incentive for people to pause and verify a seemingly unbelievable video before posting.
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My son set me this.
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