sarah / 26 / american girl doll living loving knitting in manchester / sally rooneyβs voodoo doll
Joined February 2014
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Michelle
Michelle is very serious.
She works as a magazine writer.
During lunch breaks, she sometimes walks to the nearby beach and simply watches the waves.
Favorite food: Lettuce sandwiches
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Jun 15
9yo is working on a series of Lego guys called βkitchen warriorsβ this is a mug with a gun
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hi my ex-boyfriend and i would really love to join the casual chess club at the craft brewery if you have any spots available
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Jun 15
Literature academic here. Mastering literary theory means that I understand all literary texts a priori. That's why it's OK for me to watch reality TV instead of reading novels
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itβs nice that they kicked off the world cup so that you could have something to talk to your coworkers about other than the economy and war
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americans mad at me. scottish people mad at me. iβm just being sarah
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NOBLE SAVAGE MENTALITY!
Jun 14
I just jaywalked (aggressively) in front of a group of Scottish people near Fenway. Felt like I was showing them our culture.
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yeah this would make me cry too
Jun 14
found my wordpress blog from when i was 10 and itβs making me cry like life used to be so simple
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very noble savage mentality at work here. scotland is also a country with music
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i like when americans canβt comprehend the possibility that other countries may in fact have pizza beer and soft serve
These Scottish lads doing the full American experience at Fenway
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Jun 12
She tore
Jun 11
What having a girlfriend is like today after the Knicks game last night
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you can just make guacamole and have it with tortilla chips whenever you want you donβt even have to wait for a special occasion. late-twenties realization
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Jun 13
mysterious on instagram insane on twitter
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Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one
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Jun 11
Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers
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Bunny at his first job interview! Empty resume, but a heart full of goodwill.
ALT A painting of a rabbit wearing a bow tie at a job interview where a bespectacled demon skull is reading his resume.
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Everyone who reads fictional narratives that are shorter than the ones I read and calls them novels is cheating. Everyone who reads longer fictional narratives is showing off. Only I know exactly how long a novel should be
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Jun 10
Iβm having a poetry event in New York reading my tweets π€π² Victoria Plath June 20th hmu if you want to go !
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