ALT P1-SLUGGO AND ANOTHER BOY HAVE BEEN FISHING, THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY SLUGGO HOLDING OUT HIS ARMS: D' FISH DAT GOT AWAY FROM ME WAS DIS LONG OTHER BOY HOLDING OUT HIS ARMS: AW... I LOST ONE THIS BIG P2-SLUGGO AGGRAVATED, IS PAINTING SOMETHING ON EACH SIDE OF AN OPENING IN A SOLID WOODEN FENCE SLUGGO: HE ALWAYS WINS BECAUSE HIS ARMS ARE LONG P3- NEXT DAY-SLUGGO IS STANDING IN THE OPENING IN THE WOODEN FENCE AND ON EITHER SIDE OF THE OPENING SLUGGO HAS PAINTED VERY LONG ARMS AT LEAST SIX FEET ON BOTH SIDES SLUGGO: HE WON'T WIN TODAY!

ALT It's Toddler and Pitbull! Toddler and Pit Bull sit at a bar over drinks. The pit bull confesses "she's taking the kids in the divorce." The toddler comforts him by patting his shoulder and saying "That's fucked up, man?" The horrified bartender approaches them and shouts "Neither of you can be in here!! Who served you drinks?"

ALT P1- SLUGGO IS WAITING DOWNTOWN FOR NANCY,IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT THERE IS A NO LOITERING SIGN ON THE BRICK WALL BEHIND HIM SLUGGO: I TOLD NANCY TO MEET ME HERE P2- A POLICE OFFICER SEES SLUGGO POLICE OFFICER: HEY, KIDDO --- YOU'LL HAVE TO OBEY THAT SIGN P3- SLUGGO ANGRILY POINTS TO FOUR OTHER SIGNS SLUGGO: DO I HAVE ТО ОВЕУ THESE OTHER SIGNS TOO? SIGN ONE:USE GLOOBS FACE POWDER SIGN TWO:WEAR FRILLYS GARTERS SIGN THREE:BUY A SQUEEZO CORSET SIGN FOUR:USE SMEERY LIP STICK

ALT A man in fanct dress sits at a table with a tarot deck across from another man and says "OK. Here is your tarot reading..." He places down a card featuring a man in a sleeveless shirt doing a hip pop and making a swishy hand gesture. The card is called "The Gay Guy." He place down another card featuring a mustachioed man in harness fetish gear called "The Really Gay Guy." The man getting the reading says "uh... I'm actually straight." The tarot reader says "Oh, I know. The really gay guy represents closure."

ALT Sora asks Donald and Goofy "what world should we go to next, Gang?" He points to a planet that is composed of a plantation. The music in the background is "Zip-A-Dee Doo Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Day." The planet is labelled "Reconstruction-Era Georgia." Sora asks "how about this one?" Goofy grabs Sora by the shoulder and angrily shakes his head. Donald, cringing, shakes his hands.

ALT A bearded man is looking at a computer screen diaplaying Haus of Decline comics. He ponders, "Why am I still reading web comics on Twitter? I am 42 years old." He takes a book off of a bookshelf titled "Famous Haus of Decline Comics" There is a person's face and a penis on the bottom of the cover.