Campy, innuendo-laden fun in a quintessentially British setting.
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Here’s to happier days soon
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One of the most beautiful things ever written about Dr Who
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My take on why Doctor Who is special & why it collapsed scarlettmurray.substack.com/…
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The English Cocker Spaniel Tea Cosy has such a gentle, loyal look. A lovely knit for anyone who loves the breed. teacosyfolk.co.uk/english-co… #knit #knitting #KnittingPattern #crafts #teacosyfolk
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When you're having a bit of an explore outside, but are startled by a goldfinch
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Ouija Board, Ouija Board is one of the funniest songs ever written
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There must be a market out there for a combined sex robot and cat feeder
Maybe buy a Japanese sex robot and an automated cat feeder? Just get with the times basically. At least get a smart-internet-enabled-fridge/hoover. Make SOME effort Ivan.
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Jewish residents of Edgware held their ground and stopped the pro Palestinians from reaching the synagogue. The protesters simply didn’t expect the large numbers of Jews to turn out. Police now escorting them back to Edgware tube station.
Video credit @BlondShelley
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My fave Spielberg film by far
Duel
That crazy truck movie
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How have I only just learned there was a hit single that puts words to the Grandstand theme? open.spotify.com/track/44st0…
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You’d think whoever came out with that zinger would want to make sure their name was known
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Mrs Bobby Moore know what her husband needs! Bisto!
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Reading & chuckling at stuff I don’t even remember writing for my drag character. She was in a film called The House That Bled Blood!
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Jun 13
Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.
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I’ve given up on the idea of finding love again, I’m just going to stay in with the cat watching weird 70s movies
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Just getting to the end of this. An extraordinary experience
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This makes Roger De Courcey look accomplished.
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Albert Steptoe
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He’s right, you should definitely wear more than one thing. I’ve been caught out like this before
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Jun 12
[Greggs - one sausage roll remaining]
"... And a sausage roll, please"
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