Honestly, if it were “raining men” Hallelujah wouldn’t be the word that came to mind | Part Antagonist, Part Protagonist | Currently Bitter
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30 Sep 2022
A girl on TikTok just said she is wearing her aunts vintage top from the early 2000’s and I’m dead.
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Apr 11
When the aircraft finally lands after a really long trip and then it takes 1 hour and 33 minutes to deplane and the guy next to you is already standing in the aisle with his backpack on. Typical. #Artemisll
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10 Feb 2025
Is this the same NFL that black listed Colin Kaepernick for taking a knee? #SuperBowl #Kendrick
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23 Dec 2024
Being 43 is thinking you’re soooooo smart but also realizing that you could actually be totally stupid. Life comes at you fast, kids!
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15 Dec 2024
i do think it's interesting that i rarely if ever see a super attractive man with an unattractive (or even mid!) woman but i frequently see the reverse, hard to believe that women have an inflated view of their own hotness
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26 Nov 2024
"men just don't care about those things" and it's just a list of all of the little things that weave together the social fabric of society, and then we wonder out loud why men are lonely.
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22 Nov 2024
Just tried to double tap a real life book because I liked what I read and the robots have won.
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20 Nov 2024
This year I don’t want to sit at the adult table or the kids table. I want to sit on the floor with the pets.
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20 Nov 2024
How many calories in 6 mini bags of gummy bears leftover from Halloween? Asking for a friend.
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20 Nov 2024
I feel like I’m mentally shutting down and also coming back to life at the same time and it’s weird.
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18 Nov 2024
Today I'm going to give it my almost
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19 Nov 2024
when i say "i've never been better" i don't mean i'm doing great. i mean i have never recovered
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18 Nov 2024
watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges
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18 Nov 2024
The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you
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18 Nov 2024
We all have that one mug that turns into absolute molten lava in the microwave.
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17 Nov 2024
My toxic trait is I get JOMO. Joy of missing out.
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15 Nov 2024
I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing
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16 Nov 2024
Y’all sick for making Mike Tyson stay up to fight 4 hours after his bedtime.
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8 Nov 2024
um, i’m fine? lmao i’m literally doing great, that’s why i’m logging 6 hours per day on the petfinder app
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8 Nov 2024
Went out in public and it was horrible. Every single person is a suspect.
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