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Joined October 2008
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THE FIRST TIME I TASTED SOMEBODY ELSE’S SPIT I HAD A COUGHING FIT
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my ideal relationship is just two weird people taking turns being fascinated by each other
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She started reading me bible verses in the Qdoba
What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
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ALT Clone High Mr Butlertron GIF

Who’s your favorite butler on a sitcom?
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mon mothma summer! featuring: heavy drinking, partying, moredrinking, breaking down and general despair!!!!
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They're selling woman repellant at the Lakeland Antique Mall
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The part in joker where he tells a knock knock joke on live tv where the punchline is "it's the police ma'am, your son is dead" feels exactly like something Norm would do to Conan
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TV used to be full of guys doing their thing
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if i ever see her angrily chasing a thief down on roller skates in central park i will simply die of happiness
taylor swift traipsing around new york city like a muppet taking manhattan
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Feels like the right time in the discourse to remind everyone that Steven Spielberg also directed the "first" episode of Columbo, Murder By The Book and it's a great episode.
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You say you'd kill baby Hitler, and yet you root against Sebulba. Interesting.
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My friend took his family to see the Michael Jackson movie and his son claimed it was the greatest movie he’d ever seen but I’m a real MJ fan so I don’t believe the accounts of little boys
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Disclosure Day (2026):
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i brought a very “the new lesbian bar is owned by a former cop” vibe to weho pride that absolutely everyone didn’t really fuck with
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no I don’t have a “praise kink”, it’s a praise requirement and you aren’t meeting the quota
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It was about the beer. It was about the money. It was about the challenge. It was about Sally Field’s fine ass.
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The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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So excited for all the World Cup tourists to see all the beautiful art LA has to offer!
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