Hey @BlueShieldCA either your website can't do math or you're entering the wrong info on our profiles compared to our bills. Fix it.
Also, it sucks that health insurance costs so much. (This is a bridge between 2 plans/years.)
Every time I log in to this site, I question why I bothered. Too many bots, trolls, and hateful radicals. I just end up irritated.
Anyone enjoying that other platform more? 🧵
I thought this app broke because I suddenly had notifications about a tweet from May, so I thought everything between then and now just disappeared.
Nope. Just my tweet about "peruse" gaining steam again. So strange...
The sound of connecting to dial-up internet just emanated from a distant corner of the coworking space.
All the millennials popped their heads up from their computers like a flock of prairie dogs being activated by a long-forgotten ancestral call.
I thought this app broke because I suddenly had notifications about a tweet from May, so I thought everything between then and now just disappeared.
Nope. Just my tweet about "peruse" gaining steam again. So strange...
I've realized that since this app's logo changed to an X I haven't been checking it as much. I find that interesting. The app icon is telling me no, plus I don't recognize it as something I'm interested in checking.
It’s been 14 years, and I can still remember when I only saw the tweets of people I actually followed, not the chaos that is thrown at me every time I open this site. Yaaaaaay! 🥳
#MyTwitterAnniversary
A lady just dropped a steak while I was at Aldi. I said whoops now it’s ground beef. She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s showbiz baby
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
ALT D W from the cartoon Arthur wears a D N R wildfire hard hat. She smiles, but the deep bags under her eyes betray a quiet desperation — one only felt by firefighters on holiday weekends that involve fireworks.
What's something the internet has "benignly ruined" for you?
Yard sales will always be yard sards.
And I will always exclaim "An avocado! Thaaaanks" when handed an avocado.
Watching Clear and Present Danger for the first time and noticing some definite similarities between this soundtrack and Titanic’s. Anvil hits, brass lines…it was a warm-up for Titanic.