I'm cleaning the shower with a magic eraser for the first time in ... a while. Summer as an academic hits different. (Tomorrow is writing which I'm dreading so of course I'm procrastinating. At least it's productive?)

24-hour turnaround from Camp #1 to Camp #2 was successful. I can tell from Life 360 which cabin my teen was assigned at camp. She drove there completely by herself, so that's another milestone achieved. I can be off Mom duty until Friday.

“Trans people are sexualising our kids!” Meanwhile, straight people:

Doing this with your best friends on both stages is something out of a Disney Channel Original Movie

The Louisville Kings have been crowned👑 UFL Champions In their first year as a franchise, Head Coach Chris Redman led the Kings to a Championship

UPDATE: Madison Square Garden says it has confirmed with Spurs ownership that no Knicks fans will have their tickets revoked for Game 5 tonight in San Antonio. “All ticket holders will be allowed into Frost Bank Arena.” (Via @IanBegley )

Beer snake update: this thing is going to break a record. #UFL #UnitedBowl

Look at the World Cup trophy!?!? 🤣😭 Imagine spending billions to host the World Cup and not buying enough glue

Almost sent a song lyric. But I'm trying not to be too cliche.

Soccer is fun!

Bo and Sunny had no idea they were living at the most famous address in the world. They just wanted scratches behind their ears, a patch of sun to lie in, and some wide open spaces to run. That energy is alive at the Obama Presidential Center. Recently, @MichelleObama reflected on her family’s life in the White House. In this new video, she explains how part of the Life in the White House exhibit at the Museum featuring Bo and Sunny—-a playful comic strip called "Our Life in the White House"—was designed so every child, including those who can't see, can experience the joy those two brought to the White House. "The fur is rendered in different textures, so a child can run their fingers across it and feel the comfort Bo and Sunny gave to us," Mrs. Obama said. "It's a reminder that home is being with the people—and pups—we love, no matter the setting." The Obama Presidential Center opens on June 19 in Chicago's Jackson Park.

This woman is the highest paid actress on prime time television, has a 6’5” husband, has three beautiful babies and gets to see Chris Maloni whenever she damn well pleases and called last night the “greatest night of her life” I LOVE DRAMATIC ASS SPORTS GIRLIES 😂😭

My #FavoriteTaylorSwiftSong is basically whichever one comes on next

“but she was at a cavs game” yeah and this was her when they were losing to the Knicks

Can't believe someone wrote "Swiftie" alongside this typo-ridden piece of crap. It's a song for a movie, it's not supposed to sound like "Fearless". Fearless sounds like Fearless, go listen to it if you want to hear that and leave everyone else alone.

#TaylorSwift and Randy Newman perform a duet of “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” at the #ToyStory5 premiere.

Taylor Swift is here for the LA #ToyStory5 premiere