still a little divvy, food rating kingpin, English till I die šŸ‡¬šŸ‡Ŗ

Joined June 2024
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If you’ve had a shit 2025, please don’t get your hopes up that 2026 will be any better, it fuckin won’t, just bat on and try your best to stay alive
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I’ve never heard of this country in my entire life yet they’re in the World Cup and Italy aren’t
Germany beat CuraƧao with 7 goals on World Cup opener! šŸŒŽšŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ Who’s been your Man of the Match?
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Absolute idiot, this is the old school way of thinking, it’s scientifically proven that the body can only absorb 25g of protein
This guy doesn’t even know the body can only absorb 30g of protein per meal.
Community note
The body absorbs more than 30g of protein per meal; the 30g figure refers to maximal muscle protein synthesis stimulation, not total absorption capacity. idealnutrition.com.au/can-you-only-a… examine.com/articles/how-m…
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Yeah, fucking dead average in Monaco
Ā£310 a week finance on my car is pretty average isn’t it? It came up to to someone in convo before and the way they looked at me told me otherwise? šŸ˜…šŸ¤£
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Someone has bookmarked this incase I ever get sent nudes
The whole of Twitter is sending nudes to each other and I’m just here asking for recipes
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Tuna and lime milkshake
What’s the craziest thing you’ve eaten while on your bulking journey?
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Sunday evening, 8.30pm, busy as fuck sanding and prepping walls all day, sat in the garden and had a few beers of the evening, just went in and realised…… Don’t think I put any deodorant on this morning Hello ladies
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Right, what I don’t understand about WhatsApp, u can be having a conversation with someone, they text u, u respond immediately and u get hit with that one tick!!! Where the fuck in the world have you moved to in the 0.34 seconds that renders you incapable of receiving the message
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Absolutely fucking baffled
This is the craziest card trick I’ve ever seen in my entire life and there’s not a soul out there that can explain how he did this. 🤯
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Where on earth has he gone? At least some of the other lads have tried to front it however futile it is when you’re a confirmed groomer
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Anybody want a game of pigeon toss?
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Oooof
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The whole of Twitter is sending nudes to each other and I’m just here asking for recipes
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Always the ones you least expect
🚨 UPDATE: 8 people charged in Sex Ring ā€œUnderground Bunkerā€ for Paying adults to Rape their Children and Pets — Ages 3-16. Trial delayed as mom pleads guilty and flips on co-defendants In Bibb County, Alabama, eight suspects ran a sex trafficking ring out of an underground bunker where children as young as 3 were drugged, bound, and raped with adults paying to abuse them. Animals were also targeted. Rebecca Brewer and mother of some of the victims, pleaded guilty to sexual torture and nine counts of first-degree kidnapping. As part of the deal she agreed to testify against the other seven defendants. The trial for the remaining suspects has been delayed while the case expands, including a federal investigation into at least one of them. These monsters turned their own kids and pets into victims for profit. How long will it take for every last one of them to face real justice?
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Mount Rapemore
Replying to @Weldy43 @Crookszeee
Everton Jim, Sam Matty, Grinder George, Crackhead Olly and Kentucky Hayes
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I’m still seeing people defending the ā€˜boxing 5’ on my timeline here
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Jesus, you can tell she’s a child by the way she messages, anyone involved in this is a right wrongun & deserves the worst.
Let’s kick this off : first screenshots Clearly see, Lily did not initiate anything.
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How the fuck is Josef Fritzel reffing this fight
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They literally just lashed her off, fuckin hell, I seen the other angle earlier but this is awful
Caralho esse ângulo é inacreditÔvel que tragédia de merda pqp
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I’ve just donated my last Ā£25 quid fella, I had to open my daughters birthday card to take it out of but I reckon she’ll be sound with it knowing you’re fighting for her future
I'M A TERRORIST AGAIN I have been detained at Heathrow Airport today for the best part of 3 hours. I was detained under section 3 of the Counter-Terrorism and Border Security Act 2019. My phone has been seized by the police. So here we go again, looks like more defence and court fees ffs!!! Absolute fucking madness. Please help kick off my legal fund for defence here - urbanscoop.news/support-us/
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Everton Jim, Sam Matty, Grinder George, Crackhead Olly and Kentucky Hayes
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