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shannyn sossamon looks great
also! Benson loves a theme. she’s like β€œoh we’re going undercover at a rave? bet”
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there are garments that should have pockets and don't, and garments that shouldn't have pockets but do #makingfriends
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Mulholland Drive if it happened in The Swag Era
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never forget seaweed and penny as lesbian nuns in hairspray 1988
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there's a band i want to mute on here so i stop seeing posts from fans but i worry i'll miss another horrible video of them and the subsequent round of ridicule
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jesus christ almost everything
what’s a completely normal thing other people do that you cannot for the life of you figure out how to do?
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Vintage photo of a kitten reading the Art Bell website
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guy at a party in like 2010 was impressed i knew who ariel pink was (lmao?) and now he’s one of those gay guys whose whole personality is hating women
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twitter algo thinks i live in minneapolis. this is new because usually it thinks i live in philadelphia
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This is all I can think of every time I see Annette Bening

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this tweet is about sex and the city
Replying to @dumbandfunn
Absolutely adored this series but can’t rewatch it after they went absolutely woke with the reboot.
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anyone got a gc like this i could join
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there’s an answer to this, but you’re not gonna like it..
what was this guy’s deal
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lotta my fellow americans talking like every single one of us has air conditioning. news to me. try empathy for people sweating their life away
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climate change is going to come for us all in one way or another and if you’ve got a conscience you’ll be remembering how smug you were to people melting in the heat while your house floats away and you’ll feel like a real dickhead
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The hottest man to have ever lived and it’s not up for debate
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Michaelangelo's "The Creation of Adam" if it was good
Grace Jones sitting on a motorcycle with a bisexual conga line, feeding cake to Divine
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kramer had the makings of a really spectacular paypig
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