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let's make movies.
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Femi José Paixão de Oliveira Júnior🇫🇷🇵🇹🇧🇷 retweeted
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please reshare if this gets to your timeline 💔
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30 days inside bush.
Tinubu you’re a failure.
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This got nabbed and got more likes fairs
Sent her a "felt cute might delete later" pic and she told me to delete it now
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Tried the José Mourinho gimmick on a 3/10 and she left me for my best friend the moment she turned into a 10/10
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The GOAT👏
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Femi José Paixão de Oliveira Júnior🇫🇷🇵🇹🇧🇷 retweeted
Told the leng waitress “bills on me “ and my card declined x.com/LabaronGotNext/status/…
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posted “i’m so ugly” fishing for compliments and everyone agreed
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🚨🚨| BREAKING: Rafa Mir has been sentenced to 𝟖.𝟓 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 in prison for sexual assault and bodily harm. ⚖️🇪🇸
(7) years for sexual assault (18) months for bodily harm.
{@sport}
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Femi José Paixão de Oliveira Júnior🇫🇷🇵🇹🇧🇷 retweeted
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🚨 Marc Cucurella’s partner: “Exploding of pride and happiness. Let the adventure begin.”
* The person in this photo is NOT Marc Cucurella as a child, but his partner.
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RT @Th55nd: Um This is my best friend and she didn't even camp in Maiduguri, she camped at Ogun state and she's also even done with her ser…
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tried flirting with office shyt and she reported me to HR
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SAY SWEAR TO GOD😭😭😭😭😭
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You guys will smell your armpits and come on here to lie
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Can smell the direction of pragmatism that Mourinho is shaping this Real Madrid team towards and I think it’s going to end up with Trent Alexander-Arnold back in the Premier League in summer 2027.
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They are bringing experienced players that we lacked last season and you people are still angry🤣
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Make two of una kpai
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Femi José Paixão de Oliveira Júnior🇫🇷🇵🇹🇧🇷 retweeted
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This is how to rebuild a squad btw. Not by signing nonsense 18/19 year olds
🚨 Real Madrid mean 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 this summer 😳
Marc Cucurella is set to be Real Madrid's latest signing for a fee of over €50M 💰
It's already their 𝙁𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙃 signing of the transfer window:
✔️ Jose Mourinho
✔️ Denzel Dumfries
✔️ Ibrahima Konate
✔️ Bernardo Silva
✔️ Marc Cucurella 🆕
𝗪𝗛𝗢'𝗦 𝗡𝗘𝗫𝗧? 🤔
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I will no longer beat my meat to futa
I will no longer beat my meat to futa
I will no longer beat my meat to futa
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23/24 4 - 1 bassa was a good watch
It was fun while it lasted man that last clasico was glorious 😭😭😭😭 i’ve never seen a more useless and dejected madrid side in my life
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Four absolute scumbags all puppeteered by the biggest scumbag of them all, Jose Mourinho. We can make jokes all we want but Madrid are moving in a clear direction and they're moving fast. We need to match their transfer activity if we want to retain La Liga (bare minimum)
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