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This is a road in Kenya's Capital City, Nairobi. At the centre is a sunken manhole and a rock 🪨 serving as a ⚠️. The PRIDE of diabolical @StateHouseKenya @SakajaJohnson @KeNHAKenya @KURAroads
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SIM 1 @AIRTEL_KE ; SIM 2 @Safaricom_Care. 105x ✅; 725❌. Airtel Money ✅; MPESA ❌. MyAirtel ✅; Trashy OneApp❌
Next: Del. 725x; Insert 105x Cascade in ALL services.
Adios @SafaricomPLC. It was nice knowing you since 2005
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Confession time. So, every weekend (Friday or Saturday) for over a year now I have made it my business to go eat fish pale kwa @osumo_brad Roasters. Jana I replied to his X post that kuon bel (ugali brown) size is small. He told me to ask for a big one. I did today. Let me tell u
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I ate the ugali with wet coconut-fish. Hadi nikachoka. Fr. I felt nimechoka. Nikashindwa kunywa milkshake. Previously, I'd eat and drink but leave the place not full. Went back indoors. Pretended to rest on the 🛋️. Na hivo ndivo nililala fofofo for hours. Good morning @osumo_brad
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Does @citizentvkenya's @SethOlale listen to himself when in the booth recording the voice packages? Which school of journalism or basic languages teaches one to place pauses haphazardly within free flowing sentences? What's "..kukosa kuweka mikakati yaa (PAUSE) kudhibiti..?"
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Suddenly, all @vivo_Kenya and @TotalEnergies stations in Nairobi have run out of fuel! Super PREDATORY skills.
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Thika Rd is the headquarters of traffic jam. No wonder the location of the Traffic Police HQs cc @jumaf3 @Mabonga_254
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x.com/MonroseMurugi
I conquer. She's singlehandedly doing a whole Commission's job.
That babe giving hourly and very timely updates on the progress of voter registration exercise where she has been stationed, is doing a much better job than IEBC.
Apewe kazi ya ku run socials za IEBC or a role as IEBC Comms person.
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Dear Customer, My OneApp version 5.1.5 is now available on the Play Store, with improvements to enhance experience. You can update here: bit.ly/4mFrh9L
Sorry @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC I ain't downloading this sh*t anymore. Wacha tu ikae.
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A tweet whose intended goal went topsturvy!
Mar 28
There’s been a lot of negative energy on the TL, and we’ve taken time to observe before responding.
At Go-Wheels, we deal with real clients and real experiences. A number of the voices currently speaking are people we have never served, yet strong conclusions are being drawn.
We are not perfect but we are accountable.
Whenever a genuine issue arises, we address it, resolve it, and improve from it.
If you have ever had: • A bad experience
• A faulty vehicle
• Any unresolved concern
Please send full details to: info@gowheels.co.ke
We take that seriously and act on it.
However, we will not engage in endless back-and-forth over unverified claims on the timeline. That is noise, not resolution.
Serious allegations like being “conned” should come with clear evidence and details so they can be properly addressed. To our real clients thank you. Your continued trust, repeat bookings, and referrals speak louder than anything else.
We remain focused on delivering reliable, responsive service.
Go-Wheels.....Your Mobility Partner.
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So @KeNHAKenya The Kisii - Isebania road had a contractor on not so long ago. Rehabilitated the road but not a single new bridge. An expanded road with bridges constructed before Germans were displaced by the Brits in the region. C'mon. Now Migori bridge collapsing
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Vile kunaenda @EasyCoachLtd may just go the Eldoret Express way so soon. It would have just an operator who observes time to push them off the highways. Ni way a bush scheduled to depart 9pm is yet to leave at 1045pm and they don't see nothing wrong with it. Bure kabisa.
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3GB data surprise for YOU! Happy Birthday! Faiba got your data covered. Enjoy your special day.
Oh, yes. It can only be @FaibaMobile @FaibaJTL .
Thanks, Faiba.
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Hours after the High Court annulled section 95(1)(b) of the Penal Code - Creating Disturbance.
PRESS STATEMENT : IG KANJA ORDERS IMMEDIATE INQUIRY INTO SECURITY INCIDENT IN WAJIR
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A Kenyan Matatu Operator has the whole of its fleet branded with Capt. Traore's images. Also, the generation born 2010 >>> easily identifies with the Burkina Faso President, than their own (254) or any other global leader. Traore's Leadership would easily pass for Nation Branding
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Sa mnatuambia tujiajiri mbona nyinyi hamkujiajiri;
Okay nikupe boda yangu kisha we unipe uwaziri;
Nikukabidhi vyeti vyangu hangaika navyo mwezi mmoja;
Niko pale nakujgoja uje tuongee lugha moja.
Lyrics courtesy: Nipeni Maua Yangu, Roma Mkatoliki (2024)
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A very employed person once said.
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