Comedian, Gamer (Xbox, PC, VR, Nintendo, iOS), Batman & Doctor Who fan. Formerly at Microsoft & EA. Fluent in memes. I'm @WrestlingMemes too. LIMP BIZKIT!
Joined May 2007
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18 Dec 2022
If I ever become a billionaire this is what I plan on doing with my money.
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Jun 15
A *purportedly* Spanish restaurant in Chicago tried to serve these anchovies in orange juice to me as βboquerones en vinagre con naranja.β
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The answer is yes
Jun 10
Do i buy a Switch 2 just to replay Xenoblade Chronicles?
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π€― LIMP BIZKIT played Greece for the first time today (June 15th) and it was wild.
π₯: @ReleaseAthens
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I am begging the internet to stop showing me "5-to-9 morning routines" where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and ice plunges before sunrise.
My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed. Thatβs it. Thatβs the routine.οΏΌ
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Using this as proof on why stylized is better than realism.
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Iβm not going to speculate on what is happening at Xbox right now. It hits too close to home for me.
So many sharks circling the topic right now though.
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I reached a new Milestone on @TrueAchievement: 1,150,000 GamerScore trueachievements.com/gamer/iβ¦
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Jun 14
The dark coat was 13βs best look and it wasnβt even canon π
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Jerry Cantrell showing you exactly how he built one of the nastiest riffs of the 90s.
Watch his left hand.
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πͺ LIMP BIZKIT did it all for the "Nookie" on this day in 1999.β
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Cleminem "Strife" Mathers π
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my mom making me come say hi to somebody i βknewβ as a baby
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Jun 14
what do you think is the worst tweet of all time?
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I seen this so now you have to
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Jun 15
PSA: If you have a Nintendo Switch 1 or 2 and don't already own the greatest metroidvania ever made, do yourself a favour and buy @princeofpersia The Lost Crown right now. It's 75% off. Even if you have it on PC/Xbox/PS5, it has cross save. So finish it on the go!
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