she/her
Joined June 2020
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Jun 14
wow there really are no original experiences...
Jun 14
L&D nurse, talking to another nurse: She is very stoic during contractions
me (to myself): i’m getting a good grade in labor, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
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Jun 11
The full sequence is even better lmao Wemby ragebaited Mitch 😭
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Jun 10
can we talk about how historical romances are almost unreadable now cause they’re written with the 21st century mentality. why is ur female lead talking exactly like a contemporary girlboss & facing no period accurate backlash…go write that office romance & put the corsets down
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Jun 6
my husband said this to our toddler regularly (he doesn't know who Jesus is)
In honor of The Americans finally going viral I would like to share a moment that not only went triple platinum at my household but that also quoted by me at least once or twice a week
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its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)
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Jun 3
Listening to Spielberg talk about 2001 for two hours was incredible so I figured I'd listen to more of "The Rewatchables" and it was Bill Simmons and his Gen-X cronies trying to out-quip each other with tasty one liners about movies and culture and I almost drove into a tree.
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Jun 4
he hit em with the reverse Whitney
Jun 3
Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.
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Jun 2
why is Damon severely outmogging them
Jun 2
The leading men of The Odyssey: Matt Damon, Robert Pattinson, and Tom Holland, shot by Alex Prager for the Summer 2026 issue of GQ gq.visitlink.me/wYZ0o9
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perfect show
Jun 1
WHY did no one tell me the americans was arranged fake marriage and that they do shit like get jealous when they have to fuck other ppl for their spy jobs and get possessive and horny and the man pines for her from the start THIS IS INSANE
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wet cake is like wet pussy,, absolutely delicious
Tres leches. Wet ass cake!!!
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May 25
she is one of the worst working actresses we have, bless her
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RIP Kidd, you gave us arguably the funniest NBA head coaching moment of my lifetime
May 19
BREAKING: Jason Kidd is out as coach of the Dallas Mavericks. New Mavericks president Masai Ujiri is making a coaching change.
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May 20
mallory will ride for reylo anytime anywhere
May 20
Damon choosing Reylo as his love interest of choice for his draft ❤️
(Also, the fucking Lena Dunham chair throwing mention had me 🤣🤣)
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May 18
fjord is just a white people version of mrs chatterjee vs Norway? lol...
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May 19
actually I've been thinking about this all day and it's pmtfo. Sebastian Stan's bald ass playing Catholic, you will never be Rani Mukerji or the real woman that happened to. otoh I'm going to Norway in 2 weeks so now I'm thinking about my parenting style...
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May 18
Sometimes someone says something so intensely French that you need to smoke a cigarette
Léa Seydoux on why she started acting:
“I’m going to tell you something very intimate,” she tells Variety’s @DPD_ in this week’s cover story. “The reason why I do this job ... I never really wanted to become an actress, but I wanted to exist. The only way I found to exist was to have my image printed on a film and have the proof of my existence.”
Read the full cover story: wp.me/pc8uak-1lHhhG
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May 18
this is lowkey nothing compared to having the scroll limit that was imprisonment
Unverified accounts on Twitter (X) now have a daily limit of 50 posts, 200 replies, and 500 messages.
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