"Dad you wanna be good or great?" Even DRose's kids are pushing him 😆

For those whose objection to soccer is the lack of scoring, the USA beat Paraguay 28-7.

I know this is a stupid American take... but every time I watch soccer, I cannot figure out the limited substitutions rule. Look how tired these players are. Just let them substitute. Think of how slow basketball would be if the same players had to play 48 minutes straight.

The Warriors reportedly have a ‘grand plan’ to potentially acquire Kawhi Leonard AND LeBron James 👀 Step 1: Sign LeBron James using the $15M NTMLE Step 2: Trade Jimmy Butler, Brandin Podziemski, and two first-round picks for Kawhi Leonard That would leave Golden State with: 🏀 Steph Curry 🏀 LeBron James 🏀 Kawhi Leonard Scary. 😳 (Via LetsGoWarriors.com)

Everyone ok?

في سنة 2009 برشلونة طلب يقدم طلب لريال مدريد لتأجيل مباراة الكلاسيكو بسبب ان مباراة كانت قبل مواجهة تشيلسي بيومين ريال مدريد رفض الطلب وقال ان مباراة الكلاسيكو ستلعب بيومها المحدد ثم ماذا ؟ فكان العقاب قاسي من برشلونة، اذلال تاريخي

A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it f*cks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock screws all 150 hens again. The next day it's f*cking the ducks and geese too. Later he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead with vultures circling overhead. The farmer says, “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” The cock opens one eye, points up, and says, “Shhhhhh. They’re about to land!!”

Gabriel decided he wanted the responsibility of taking a penalty for Arsenal. It was the first penalty the Brazilian had ever taken for the club. "He wanted to take No. 5. We've prepared and trained for this moment. Normally, the penalty takers would be Bukayo Saka, Martin Odegaard and Kai Havertz for sure," Mikel Arteta said.

dis how it’s bouta sound

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock

Do you guys know those parents who aren’t strict but somehow have really disciplined kids? 😩 What’s the science behind that?