“Dan zeggen ze ‘die kan niks’- maar die kan wél niks.” - Ruwe diamant.
Joined January 2007
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ilja klutman retweeted
13 Jul 2021
Doctor: do you exercise?
Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks
Doctor:
Me: cronchies
Doctor: I'm gonna put no
Me: ok
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ilja klutman retweeted
16 Jun 2020
Blackberries have cool stages of life, no?
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ilja klutman retweeted
Frank Sinatra called. He wanted a rap verse for "Fly Me to the Moon". Happy to oblige.
(My broken glasses are totally an aesthetic choice.)
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ilja klutman retweeted
29 Jul 2019
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.
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17 Nov 2018
Hey @TescoIrl, what a nice surprise to find the new Wicked Kitchen meals and salads in store. I’m having the black pepper tofu tonight 👍
31 Mar 2017
I listen to a lot of podcasts. One of my favourites is Radiolab, listen to radiolab.org/story/antibodie… to have your mind blown. #trypod
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3 Mar 2017
are savoury waffles a thing? I like cheesy pancakes, but now I'm thinking cheese waffles might be even better.
ilja klutman retweeted
18 Aug 2016
FOR SALE
Tortoise on a teaspoon £100 would swap for a corn snake in a colander or similar.
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ilja klutman retweeted
23 Apr 2016
Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash pose for a portrait in Memphis, Tennessee, 1957.
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21 Apr 2016
I'm not liking 2016 so far. x.com/BBCRadio4/status/72217…
18 Apr 2016
Everybody seems to think more celebrities than usual are dying. Can this possibly be true? bbc.in/22IN4fz
