"Gotta cross my T’s and dot my I’s or I can't sleep well" 🏁 - Product Design Manager @ pennylane

Joined December 2009
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D'aversa è Neffa featuring Salvini 😭😂 #TorinoJuve #DerbydellaMole #jvtblive

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Marotta o Genny a carogna?
Uno con un megafono e a torso nudo sta tenendo in ostaggio il campionato. Che vergogna.
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#dembele managed to apply AI to the football player job throughout a whole season 😅
This is becoming a joke seriously. Dembele started only 9 league games the whole season. Dembele played 90mins ONCE all season in the league, and that came in April, yes you read it right, April. Let me break it down. French Ligue started in August. Dembele played the first 3 games that month. He got injured and missed 2 months of football, 5 league games in total. He retuned and played 3 games. In all 3 games, he didn’t accumulate 90mins of football, then he missed the next two games. He came back again and played two games, he didn’t accumulate 60mins in those two games, then he was out injured again. Here comes January, he started two league games and one sub. He also started two games in February and out injured again. He returned in March and came on as a sub twice, those were the only league games he played before international break. This is where it gets interesting, Dembele plays his FIRST 90mins football in the league in the month of APRIL, this was against Toulouse. Also, they started resting him from here on because of champions league. The last two games before the Bayern games, Angers & Lorient, Dembele did not play one minute. He also has 10 goals and 6 assists. The 8th when it comes to top scorers, there are 4 players on that joint 8th position. He’s also 8th when it comes to top assist makers, there are 7 other players with 6 assists too. It’s just unbelievably worrisome that this same player has won the Player of the season award. A player who barely played, a player who only played 90mins once all season. The PR is so crazy, honestly.
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Sto male aiuto 😅 #LecceJuve #Spalletti #jvtblive
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La coppa di cartone...caroselli a Milano e festa in piazza Duomo
The CAF Appeal Board decided that in application of Article 84 of the Regulations of the CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON), the Senegal National Team is declared to have forfeited the Final Match of the TotalEnergies CAF Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) Morocco 2025 (“the Match”), with the result of the Match being recorded as 3–0 in favour of the Fédération Royale Marocaine de Football (FRMF). cafonline.com/news/caf-appea…
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Openda avrebbe fatto il pallonetto... 🫠 #jvtblive #JuventusPisa
Secondo gol consecutivo di Boga ✨ #JuvePisa [4-0]
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Spalletti cosa ne pensi del mercato estivo della Juve? David fuori all'intervallo Openda non entra manco sul 3-0 contro il Pisa Passo e chiudo. #jvtblive #JuvePisa

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Fategli fare 20 minuti al posto di quei paracarri che abbiamo davanti, per favore 🙏 #Jvtblive #JuvePisa
Mario 🤍🖤
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Cinque [...] azero Sto volando!
“Oggi come sono stati i bombardamenti?” Li fa e poi li pubblica pure. Qualcuno lo aiuti, almeno a non metterci la faccia. #tajani
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Koop e' il nuovo Baronio 🐈‍⬛ 🌶️🤘 #JuveGalatasary #UCL #jvtblive #Gaucci
“Stupida sfortuna” 🎵
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Rosso diretto per questa roba qua, al 46esimo no vabbe #Pinheiro #UefaMafia #UCL #JuveGalatasaray #jvtblive
Lloyd Kelly red card. Juventus 10 men against Galatasaray !! x.com/MCarrick2026/status/20…
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Gabriel Bastoni
Spurs equaliser incorrectly disallowed because Gabriel falls like a fairy. x.com/Trend591521/status/202…
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Avevo già 1 dubbio, ma dopo #mezzogiornomercato di oggi su @juventibus con @massimozampini la certezza che @GJustjuve sia quell'amico simpatico che tutti abbiamo, che tifa la tua stessa squadra, che compra tutti cimeli vari, ma che sostanzialmente non capisce un cazz di calcio 😂
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Detto in tutta sincerità e in maniera simpatica eh @GJustjuve (grazie per il passaggio live 😅) Ma da "vinciamo la champions" a "all'intervallo avrei cambiato 4 giocatori digregorio com pinsoglio 😳😅 dai su Se veramente sai di non capire di calcio, non dirle certe cose 🤦‍♂️😅
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Bastoni e Barella
Look its you and your LLM
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Quando diavolo finisce sto mese di Febbraio? #jvtblive #JuveComo
7️⃣ partite nel mese di febbraio per i ⚪️⚫️ 🗓️ Tutte le date da segnare sul calendario ⤵️
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Una prestazione al livello della maglia indossata #jvtblive #juvecomo
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- Miretti in prestito fino a fine contratto e poi fuori dai coglioni - ⁠Koopmeiners fuori dai coglioni subito - ⁠Gatti fuori dai coglioni subito - ⁠Di Gregorio se vuole stare a fare il secondo a meno di 1M bene altrimenti fuori dai coglioni pure lui #jvtblive #juvecomo

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Siamo alle solite, palla persa, primo tiro in porta, cappella di digre Gol #jvtblive #juvecomo
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