Ex- Associate, Current Analyst at Bukkake Capital Management • MS Taxation Candidate • Corporate Weapon • Born to Model, Forced to #REF!

Joined September 2014
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showing up to work at 9am after blacking out at 3am
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European capital is gearing up for the SpaceX, OpenAI, & Anthropic IPO’s
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life after crushing a good earnings week
On my way to Beijing in Air Force One
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I had an opportunity to speak with an EY Partner, and the general consensus everyone is preparing for is a labor readjustment where the bandwidth of Analyst classes will increase dramatically and the role of Analyst will transition more into what Associate roles are right now
There’s “no doubt” analyst classes will be smaller going forward, according to Johnson Associates
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the land account trying to seduce the depreciation out of me
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woah
JPM security opening the women’s bathroom
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JPM security opening the women’s bathroom
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#REF! retweeted
Replying to @im_REFarted
Let them eat IRR
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me and the bad bitch I pulled being a moron

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This and the stock market
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this is my quant
RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"
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Factual and mathematical error A 100% reduction means the entire original value is removed, resulting in a final amount of zero. It signifies complete elimination or a 100% discount, such as a price dropping from $600 to 0$ increase from $100 to $600 is 500% increase mathcentre.ac.uk/resources/uplo… vedantu.com/calculator/per… calculator.net/percent-calcul…
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the team after adopting AI synergistic optimizations
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Jamie Dimon on: FED independence Monetary vs Fiscal Policy Interest Rates
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Mutual Monday: comment and I’ll assign you a function from Excel
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what’s the mental disorder called for being pathetically obsessed with your girlfriend?
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life after approximately 5-7 domestic beers
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“I’m a Banker for Bank of America… yeah at a regional branch as a teller”
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Retail investors seeing the $25,000 pattern day trading limit being removed
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(more exit liquidity)
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built a cathedral in cells, only for Excel to send thoughts and prayers
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my MD listening in on the worst IC in recorded history
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