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7 Jan 2023
Come here you, yes you. You’re beautiful. Don’t let anyone tell you different. okbai

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It is so funny to me that some companies post “Remote” roles but then in small text say “Remote is defined as living within 75 miles of our offices in SF or New York”… or “Remote OK - but Hybrid 3-days a week is required if you live within 31 minutes of Tulsa or Dallas”

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9 Oct 2024
You can’t make this shit up. @sircalebhammer just deadpan asked if red diesel “tastes better”. I spit out my coffee.
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9 Jul 2024
Real ones understand why this is so goddamn funny. #1G
9 Jul 2024
Replying to @nikgeneburn
there's still time to revert this
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6 Jul 2024
Started working on a new @playrust wiki page a few months ago... Seems like a good time to announce it! rusthelp.com/ Should have a usable version with the most important data up by the end of the month
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1 Jul 2024
Ain’t no way.. this is major nostalgia. The only decent game on the Dreamcast.
Sega confirms the new #CrazyTaxi game is an open-world massively multiplayer AAA game 🚖
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28 Jun 2024
Does Biden even know where he is right now? It's sad to even watch... please, get a candidate under the age of 70 who doesn't have dementia? (for both sides, please)
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27 Jun 2024
Hype-Driven Developers 😂
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8 Mar 2024
I need a web design freelancer who is familiar with Figma. Any recommendations?
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19 Jan 2024
⏰We're back! Here's why we've been quiet for a few months: sbox.facepunch.com/news/scen…
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29 Sep 2023
I really don’t understand how @CounterStrike is as old as I am but still hasn’t figured out a solution to your teammate leaving the game two rounds in aside from just playing 4v5 or forfeiting. Just give us a ringer if it’s before last 6 rounds.
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14 Sep 2023
I love playing @HuntShowdown with my friends @CampbellKingdom and @YelOw___ who are definitely never late for our game nights.
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26 Mar 2023
Is @MicrosoftEdge browser going to end up like Internet Explorer? I thought we were done with these dumb marketing bars built into the browser.
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26 Mar 2023
I can't even figure out how to disable it. You can collapse the sidebar, but I can't find a setting to turn off the dumb Bing icon top right.
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26 Mar 2023
I usually never wish badly upon anyone, but whoever was like "You know what Edge needs? A bing sidebar" needs to lose their job. Nobody wanted this.
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"Thinking in React" visualized
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Y’all Frontend engineers are strong mfers cause I’d cry
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26 Feb 2023
I would love someone to design my office. Anyone do this? I'll hire someone in a heartbeat.
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26 Feb 2023
The internet is WILD. I've already had people DM me offering design services and when asked for previous work samples they pasted me images I easily found on other people's fiverr pages and even one straight off HGTV website. How dumb do you think people are?
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19 Feb 2023
I thought my house smelled funny the last couple of days… turns out there was water soaked into the carpet in my basement. Pumps failed. FML.
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