I just started eating avocado and now I'm making up for lost times.

Joined September 2011
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Dear @_ajawilson22. I LOVED your book. From one black girl to another 🫶🏾. I especially loved your tales of writing as a kid. If you're ever open to it, I think you should consider a children's book in the future 😊❤️. Thank you for a lovely read!
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Black History.
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21 years ago..... Knuck if you Buck came out.
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"Today is special because...today...I am the Mayor" 😂❤️❤️❤️
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Joanne the Scammer would’ve ruled TikTok
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Every time Mellie broke out that hooch my girl had EARNED IT 😂😂
15 Jan 2025
I was never mad when Mellie was getting her lick back, for once a yt woman was justified in doing too much
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You have to be a black-hearted miserable ghoul, to complain about sign-language interpreters.
I'm sorry, but we have to stop with the ridiculous sign language interpreters, who turn serious press conferences into a farce. There are closed captions on all broadcast channels and streaming services. No wild human gesticulators necessary.
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Recast. Do what you must. If we don't get another movie I'll never forgive this man.
#SpiderVerse star Shameik Moore has deactivated his Instagram and Twitter/X accounts.
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I walked out in the garage for 30 seconds and came back to a face full of tears 😂😅😅😅
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This song NEEDS to be on S3 of P-Valley 😭
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Some days I think back to how my coworker told all our other coworkers I was pregnant after he overheard my conversation with our supervisors. I hope to never be that kind of person. It still hurts my feelings a little. 🙄
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In the Savannah Airport a few months ago because that was the best option. Hadn't had it for at least 20 years before that 😂.
11 Jun 2024
When’s the last time you ate Burger King?
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When I tell you every night is a struggle with the toddler 😅. All my baby wants to do is eat and snuggle lol
Toddlers are trying to kill themselves and everything else. Including you. Newborns just want to eat and have dry butts.
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8 Feb 2024
People who have twitter but never tweet anything
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Sorry to my children. I don't make the rules 😅🤷🏾‍♀️.
Happy Black History Month! Friendly reminder: If you have 2 black parents (4 black grandparents) you can celebrate Feb 1-29. If you have a black mom & YT dad you can celebrate Feb 1-15. If you have a YT mom & a black dad YOU celebrate Feb 25-29. ❤️
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I hope Brian Tyree Henry is having a good year so far ❤️.
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I met a boy at Quiznos and now I have a toddler waking me up at 6:30 on the weekends 🥴.
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I've purchased 3 books in 7 years. I have 3 library cards just for Libby.
Imma bring up the library once again. Get that Libby app
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Amy Schumer saying she is the most successful female comedian of all time is literally the funniest thing she’s ever said.
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Baby daddy looking Dad AF yesterday 😂❤️
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