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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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I'm pretty sure this is just an HoI4 mod, and it's team 3 by a mile.
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Civil war, who wins?
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I like how a lefty like Aaron Sorkin is demonizing someone for saying he's a "free speech absolutist." Zuckerberg isn't a free speech absolutist. Zuckerberg is a left-wing fascist, but Sorkin is falsely portraying him as a free speech true believer so they can demonize free speech. Things sure have changed in Hollywood. They surely have. Aaron "McCarthy" Sorkin.
First trailer for ā€˜THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel, starring Jeremy Strong, Jeremy Allen White and Mikey Madison. The film follows an engineer who becomes a whistleblower on Facebook's most guarded secrets. In theaters on October 9.
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Joseph Schuster retweeted
This is a perfect illustration of the depravity of prominent black media figures. An objective analysis of these cases would show Kyle was obviously innocent as proven by the videos. Zimmerman arguable, since there's 1 witness (him) & Karmelo is clearly guilty. But she just lies
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Joseph Schuster retweeted
How I sleep at night knowing I didn’t piss off an entire country of men who mastered the car bomb
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The left wing lunatics who decided to drop a load of Sudanese people in the middle of the city with white people so hardcore, they were still fighting a war of religion in 1995. Everything that happens from this isn't on the residents of Belfast, its on the leaders who were so utterly lacking in awareness if human nature that they set it up to happen.
As protesters disperse, only flames can be seen across Belfast tonight as suspected HMO's burn.
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The man says it all.
Replying to @SwannMarcus89
Do you have any idea how bad a legal defense has to be for a jury to return a guilty verdict on a minor being charged as an adult in a murder trial in three hours?
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The answer to this question is more complex then you realize, my friend. I know it does not rate as stunning political insight to say 'the left has substituted politics for religion' at this point, but I think the rational among us are sometimes unwilling to truly understand how literally true this statement is, and how accepting that can yield better insights. Your average 'liberal democrat' is an middle-to-upper class Millennial at or approaching middle age. They grew up in an social environment that not only had increased irreligiosity, but where all the social incentives were aligned towards the public rejection of Christianity (particularly the evangelical variety) as marker of correct thinking. To borrow from the modern argot, to be Christian was to be 'cringe'. However, while they may have rejected religion, they could not deny their own human need for meaning and purpose. It had to be replaced by something, and the first major events of a Millennial's young adulthood provided the avenue - the Great Recession and the 2008 election. Barack Obama cloaked himself in a preacher's mien, from the rhythm of his speeches to the imagery of his campaign. The gnawing desire for purpose was suddenly fulfilled in a newfound fealty to a political figure that had so effortlessly taken the forms of the old ways and related it to a new form of faith in 'progress'. This cadre - already broken over a failed start to life due to recession - were eager disciples. The faith has spread ever since, and 16 years hence it has gained more and more converts with each passing season. Trump in particular was the greatest gift this faith could have received. It gave the faith a definitive enemy - a devil they could portray as the ultimate opponent, and solidify their their faith in opposition to him and those they deemed his acolytes. His actions were all given a sinister, near supernatural quality by the bishops and priests in the media class. He is 'evil' in specifically the way the Liberal Faith had always organized itself around. He is an avatar of all the 'wrong' of the United States that the Liberal Faith perceive, a heralded destroyer who must be heroically opposed by the righteous. There are different levels of faith, of course. Your average Liberal Faith adherent might only know the basic forms, functions and words, but dutiful attend 'mass' in their social feeds and media appetites. The more invested in the faith know of the deep mysteries from which flow couch jokes and fevered whispers of creeping 'fascism' should darkness prevail. They serve as willing alter attendants, participating in the public rituals and intoning the shibboleths of the Liberal Faith as if it was second nature. The clergy of media figures and power brokers tend to the flock with regularity, seeing to their faith and loyalty in their purpose, carefully disabusing them of any doubts they have regarding their faith as they watch the world decay around them. After all, they must occasionally remind the faithful that one can be excommunicated for a multitude of reasons, though none is more heinous than Noticing. They must never Notice, lest they be cast into the MAGA abyss. I want to be clear that you cannot save most of these people. They are of an intense faith - a darkly guided one that has made gods of the most unworthy people imaginable - but a faith nevertheless. They are largely immune to your reason. To attempt to shake them from their faith is to invite a hissing, angry response. But you should speak with them. You should understand them. Read their books, listen to their podcasts, and observe their rituals. Some will remain enemies, and understanding your enemy is wise. Some will waver in their faith and may be able to be brought back to reason - knowing the path they have tread will help you in that task. In the face of these forces, it is the most meaningful thing you can do.
I'm still trying to figure out why Democrats don’t live in reality with the rest of us. I think it has to do with too much recreational drug use and a painful longing to be seen as a good person, which stems from insecurity. Those two things, I believe, are at the heart of it.
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This tweet is perfect for expressing my innermost thought as itvrelates to what I say is 'election fraud'. What is happening is technically not illegal, but it absolutely should be. Its just the current version of corrupt machine politics. Coughlin would be proud.
Replying to @politicalmath
If we are at the point where the argument is "We made this kind of fraud legal, so there is no fraud", what the hell are we doing anymore?
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Joseph Schuster retweeted
I mostly agree with this with the following caveat: It might not be legal fraud to grab 1,000 ballots, mark your favorite candidate, and have a homeless person sign it with a smiley face But it is a moral fraud because you've just disenfranchised 1000 voters who actually care about their vote, care about the results, care about their city If that is what is happening (which seems likely) then it calls into question the very nature of representative democracy. Why do we even have a vote if the vote result isn't determined by individuals but by NGOs who can harvest as many votes as they want using these strategies?
I'll be writing about this for NR, but I will lay the Los Angeles situation out here flatly. Pratt didn't lose because of fraud. Pratt lost because, just like Chicago, it's an 80/20 Democratic city. In fact, he seems to have placed exactly where was in the final polls. The real scandal is what's legal: with a 100% mail-in system, an endless window for ballot counting and legal mechanisms for unions and organizers to harvest (and later "cure") ballots, California's system is a purpose-built black box designed to fuel paranoia. And for no other purpose than that it allows Democratic intra-party battles to become a test of organizing strength for NGOs and unions. People are right to be angry about the system. But even the way the votes are being counted now makes perfect (albeit disgusting) sense without recourse to claims of "fraud."
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The company does not get my money anymore, but I'll gladly get a chuckle out of them suffering the consequences of their own actions.
According to Kotaku, several transgender employees at Wizards of the Coast said the company used their legal names rather than their chosen names on voter lists during a union election, resulting in some workers being deadnamed in front of colleagues. The list was shared internally, exposing some employees’ deadnames to coworkers. Employees said the company apologized after complaints, but the same issue reportedly occurred again during the following week’s voting process. One affected employee, Xib Vaine, said the problem was discovered when coworkers could not find employees by their chosen names on the list. The National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) allows the use of preferred names and does not require legal names. Employees also said Wizards of the Coast had generally been supportive of transgender workers in everyday workplace interactions. Several employees said the repeated disclosure was especially upsetting because deadnames can reveal that someone is transgender without their consent. Wizards of the Coast said it had provided legal names to the NLRB as part of the election process and acknowledged the emotional impact on affected employees.
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The the shady ballot harvesting leading to this outcome has been the main way by which the Democrats have maintained any form of electoral viability since 2020, and the whole political system knows it. The best case scenario of the practice - harvesting from entirely unengaged people through cajoling with a paid machine - already feels exploitive and dirty. The fact the absentee process in a state like CA is so unregulated that harvesting is likely occurring without even this nominal input from the 'voter' by third parties taking and filling out ballots is disgusting. The later is supposed to be illegal, but given the party in question controls the state, who is going to investigate it? This is what is meant by people like @politicalmath when elections in the state appear entirely illegitimate. If the party machine can always manufacture the same outcome, then no wonder they feel like they can govern like psychopaths.
One of the frustrating things of talking with libs is this kind of bullshit "lol, they thought Pratt would win" No I didn't. I expected him to lose but was interested in him as a second place candidate My main surprise is the unprecedented meteoric rise of a 3rd place candidate who, in post-election ballots, has become the #1 candidate. That seems weird. I expect @HistoryBoomer to redirect from these actually interesting questions to a simplistic narrative in which he has no questions about the actual reality on the ground He vastly prefers to attack a question that no one on the right is asking. His preferred mode of argumentation is to mock his opponents for a position no one is arguing
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This man has been running the most entertaining deep cover troll op I've ever seen, and if you knew what his banner picture was you would have never been fooled by it. 10/10 sir, absolutely have loved your work.
Thanks but no need! I'm less than a couple hours from his house so I'll probably just drive there instead
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The past couple years have shown that the pillars of mainstream journalism will never reckon with their own failures. Bari Weiss isn't doing anything particularly dramatic at CBS News or 60 Minutes. She is no Trump acolyte, and not even nominally right wing. What she does understand is the systemic ideological rot that has captured the institutions and driven away half or more of the potential consumer base for the product these organizations create. Her theory of the case has always been that you have to pay some kind of attention to balance in reporting, otherwise you are only speaking to the converted tribe, and your obsolescence is assured. The problem with reforming this is that it only works if the people in the building agree with your theory. No matter how firm your control, no matter how many people you are allowed to fire and replace, if the ideological capture has become so total that your employees see balance to both sides an anathema, you can't fix it. Sure you could fire everyone in the building, but that means you just close the doors entirely. Institutions maintain themselves partially from cultural inertia, and to willingly sacrifice that means the death of your remaining relevancy. Bari thought, with power in hand and an open mind, she convince CBS journos to see things her way while making a point of eliminating dissidents. The reasonably believed that the combination of terror of losing a plum position in a contracting market and the reasonable nature of the ask on the table would naturally lead to the outcome she envisioned. Given her experience at NYT it makes sense - she saw the ideological capture there as a failure of leadership to simply lead and say no. The problem is that her theory is six year out of date - the crazies own the building now, and they will destroy themselves out of spite for you.
New statement from Scott Pelley: Ā  There has never been anything in America like 60 Minutes. Ā  The Sunday tradition is the most successful program of any kind in history. For more than a decade, its innovative growth on every major online platform has extended its reach to countless millions around the world. This spring, at the end of our 58thseason, 60 Minutes grew rapidly with an unheard-of 9% jump in viewers on CBS. Ā  ā€œ60ā€ has been the number-one program in America for decades because our beloved audience finds integrity, quality, and humanity in our stories. When stewardship of the program passed to my colleagues and me, our responsibility was to expand energetically into a new age of media technology while preserving the values our audience expects. Now, the new owner of our network is casting this legend aside, apparently to curry a moment of favor with the Trump administration. Ā  The waste is heartbreaking. Ā  Last month, 60 Minutes lost its DNA when our entire senior leadership and two of our best on-air correspondents were cruelly fired without cause. Good people were silenced because they stood up for our audience. They stood for fairness against the forces of political bias; they stood for professionalism against chaos. Ā  For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all. Ā  At 60 Minutes, we have fought harder than anyone knows to save the program that became an American icon. We owed that to our millions of viewers. I am deeply moved by the thousands of wishes we have received to ā€œkeep up the good fight.ā€ Most of the men and women of CBS News are still in that fight. But now the collapse of values at the top has become untenable. The leadership of 60 Minutes is no longer recognizable. The principles I hold dear are gone, and so I must leave as well. Ā  I depart after 37 years at CBS with one emotion—a heart brimming with gratitude for the men and women of CBS News who encouraged and enriched my work, very often at the risk of their own lives. I pray for a day when those people and their ideals are honored again—a day when sanity, competence, and courage return. Ā  Scott Pelley
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We’re so fortunate the democrats are all in on third worldist Palestinian shit and will never nominate him for president
PENNSYLVANIA POLL - Governor 🟦 Josh Shapiro (inc): 53% 🟄 Stacy Garrity: 29% Bravo for @PennLive | 5/20-24 | LV pennlive.com/news/2026/06/pa…
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You know it's a good thing if this creature is this mad.
THE LEAK IN AXIOS WAS A VIOLATION OF FEDERAL LAW AND PROVIDED SUPPORT TO THE IRANIAN REGIME AND ITS HEZBOLLAH PROXY Whomever leaked that story to Barack Ravid at Axios did a grave disservice to our country, to our president, to Israel, and to Israel's prime minister.Ā  The Iranian regime will benefit from that leak, viewing us as weak and desperate for a deal -- even coming to Hezbollah's defense. The Israeli people will also be furious.Ā  The missiles are aimed at them, not Washington.Ā  And for 100 other reasons, what was thought to be a devasting political hit on Netanyahu by the leakers about a private call between heads of state has done much damage to us and our military and our diplomatic strategy.Ā  And if the leakers or others believe Israel should abandon its survival for some deal, they will have a very hard lesson to learn.Ā  If the substance of the call is accurate, it is bad enough in my view. Will there be an FBI investigation to determine who leaked?Ā  If not, why not?
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Someone didn't watch Death by Lightning it seems.
One of the big reasons for the current lack of patriotism and pride in our nation’s history is that about 40 years ago our most prominent storytellers in Hollywood just basically stopped telling stories about American history altogether, unless it has something to do with WW2, civil rights, or slavery. I mean they just released a movie about the meteorologist who did the weather report for D-Day. They’ll give WW2 weathermen their own movies before they tell a story from any other era of American history. The Right has attempted to counteract this a little bit, but ā€œconservativeā€ attempts at American history films and TV shows are invariably hokey and kid friendly, the kind of thing you can watch with your grandmother and your 5 year old, and you’ll all be equally informed and bored by the experience. We need R-rated adult-oriented American history stories. Daniel Boone should have his own series. It would be gritty and violent and not for children, but it would also be phenomenally entertaining and put an American legend back on the cultural map, so to speak. The fact that Daniel Boone hasn’t been depicted on screen at all since like the 60s is a travesty. Throw a dart at that guy’s Wikipedia page and you’ll land on something that could be its own feature length trilogy. That’s just one example. How is there not a great R-rated movie or series about Antietam? Or Kit Carson? Or the Panama Canal? How does Theodore Roosevelt not have like 10 movies about different periods of his life? You could go much farther back to pre-American history. A movie about Cortes’s conquest of Tenochtitlan would be tremendous and horrifying and fascinating, and it would introduce into the public consciousness one of the world’s most incredible stories that most Americans know next to nothing about. And on and on. The possibilities are literally endless. All of these movies, if they’re executed to even a B level, could make hundreds of millions of dollars and transform the culture in a way that a million podcast monologues never could. If the Right actually wants to reclaim the culture, this is the place to start.
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Come on.
Dem. Senate candidate James Talarico's mysterious girlfriend revealed - and she's vegan trib.al/Qq1IGae
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The urban progressives will never learn, but its useful to understand why. First, let's assume one thinks the reported numbers are reflective of reality, and even in that case moving from 13,660 reported serious criminal incidents in 2024 to 13,073 in 2025 is a decline so small, it's qualitatively meaningless. Approximately the same amount of people were killed, assaulted, strangulated, and robbed as the year before. In your best case, the city is just as dangerous as it was before in every way it matters. But of course, the numbers are not reflective of reality. Crimes by juveniles are routinely not reported as a consequence of Hamilton County not seriously pursuing prosecution or punishment for said criminals. Not only does this mean the reported crime figures are artificially low, it adds to the general feeling of disorder and lawlessness in the urban core. The urban progressive cannot see this. They cannot acknowledge it. They cannot admit to the truth in front of them as money, residents, and jobs flee the area. To do so would be to admit that their policy choices led to this slow moving ruin, and such and admittance is heresy. Instead they will retreat to lying with statistics, attribute the consequences to 'fear mongering', and refuse to do anything differently to change it. I don't like that this will be the outcome. I've lived in the city most of my adulthood. I was so happy to see the slow revival of our urban fortunes, and gladly played my part. However, I cannot help but be a realist.
Unfortunately fear mongering works. Crime is down
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