they call me God's strongest soldier because they are stupid
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If I recall correctly Charlie Kirk had a similar ability, different color maybe
Andor did more damage to the Star Wars canon than any other Disney series. For instance, that time Season 2 randomly introduced a woman who can shoot fire blasts from her neck. Like seriously, what the fuck? Why does no one ever talk about this?
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Jun 13
The most complex piece I’ve done to date. 19 hours and 40 layers of work. For an anonymous client on Discord ❤️
Dedicated to Charlie.
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Something they’d do for a 19th century convention, it’s effusive to the grand old party’s character. Coincidentally enough the Texas GOP is the only state party competent enough to justify taking up the mantle of Mugwumpery
Texas Tribune: Elephant shows up at the Texas Republican Party convention and urinates on the floor.
Video credit: @serrano_alej
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If the USA plays Algeria during the World Cup they going to do bleeding Kansas 2.
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Jun 13
You'll never guess what R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid did
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Jun 12
"there are months where no video games are played, and days where video games are played maybe 8 hours a day"
-Vlaimir Illich Lenin
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Jun 12
i feel very obligated to let all the nerds know that there is a free game like geoguesser where you guess the location of origin and time period for art and historical artifacts. really high level:
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A estratégia dos fdp é a mesma a 30 mil anos.
Jun 11
Cute video of the day: An American photographer filmed a wolf begging for food from a grizzly. The gray wolf saw the meat and in an instant turned into a playful puppy begging for a piece.
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TF2 is surreal because sometimes playing it you'll enter a time portal to 2017 and the entire lobby is guys like this
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Jun 10
I would probably just split the difference and google "meal planning reddit" or something. that kind of crowdsourced knowledge generally blows my friend whose dad has cancer out of the water
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Jun 10
What in the actual fuck is that video man!
Diasporoids when Adolf Hitler is up for election in the country they haven't lived in for the last 20 years and have no intention of returning to
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Jun 10
This might be the worst news I’ve ever gotten
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FISHPOG HAS BEEN THIS GAL GETTIN HER BACK BLOWN OUT THIS WHOLE TIME?????
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Jun 10
wait this is so beautiful I’m gonna cry
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Jun 9
Yk at first you do the 6-7 ironically to relate to the kids...then you get addicted to it. Every time someone says those numbers in that order your arms can't help themselves. They just do it. Pope Bob is not immune to this.
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Jun 7
How do you blast off 5 or 6 orgasms in the shower without fucking dying
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