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7 Dec 2024
It’s my birthday soon so i might use that as a moment to archive this account. I’ve started a 🦋 account but i’m not sure what i’ll do with it yet.
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22 Dec 2024
I've just booked all my major holidays for 2025. Another step on my journey to being fully integrated. #17yearsin
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22 Dec 2024
If the UK had a national motto it would be 'we don't make last minute plans'.
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22 Dec 2024
It’s December 22nd and people are still adding me on Linkedin. 🫠
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22 Dec 2024
Nothing makes you have a difficult conversation with yourself like a week of labyrinthitis the week before your birthday.
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22 Dec 2024
‘the usual devastating English salads” that feature damp lettuce, beetroot, tomato and “a bottle of mayonnaise”’ still rings true 90 years later. Maybe I should write something about that for @vittlesmagazine
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21 Dec 2024
📢North West of England - we need your nominations for our Top Ten Endangered Buildings list 2025! Email us about your local threatened, dilapidated, neglected Victorian & Edwardian buildings built between 1837 & 1914. A short🧵.
#NorthWestEngland
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20 Dec 2024
Wondering what is the unspoken arrangement between supermarkets and local shops. I buy my plantain, ginger and eggplant from a small halal butcher a few doors down from my local Coop and i feel excellent about that.
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19 Dec 2024
I was interviewed by Thomas for his Unique Ways podcast which was lovely. uniqueways.ca/
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19 Dec 2024
Hire this man now.
12 Dec 2024
So I've been notified that my role is at risk. Would anybody like to hire a me.
I've spent the last 7 years as chief software architect, which realistically meant doing every job from infrastructure to product.
I am interested in everything, and curious to try new things.
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19 Dec 2024
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18 Dec 2024
This feels like people in the 1980s imagining what the future will be like bloomberg.com/news/articles/… via @rachelmetz
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18 Dec 2024
Dad died of prostate cancer 9 years ago today. Donating to @ProstateUK as a form of rememberance. ❤️
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28 Nov 2024
We were delighted to be invited to this morning's announcement and feel encouraged to hear @DHSCgovuk specifically reference #ProstateCancer as a main area of focus in the first EVER #MensHealth Strategy ⤵️
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30 Dec 2022
How old were you when you started HRT? (asking for my 2023 resolutions)
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Younger than 40
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40-44
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45 and then some
17 votes • Final results
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8 Dec 2024
'on average women gain approximately 1.5kg per year during the perimenopause transition, resulting in an average weight gain of 10kg by the time menopause is reached' which explains the muffin top I've developed in the last year. 🙄
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17 Dec 2024
3 years in and the only positive so far: down to a predicted yearly energy spend of £750 when the UK average is £880. I keep the flat between 16-17.5C unless I'm hosting and I rarely work from home. 🥵
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17 Dec 2024
Not sure what I’ve done to deserve advanced maths podcast recommendations on Spotify. 🫠
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