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Replying to @ishma_
Home Again - Micheal Kiwanuka
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You should be thanking the 2.5 million forcefully taxed Kenyans. Housing levy has caused unnecessary financial strain on the payslip.... #reduceovertaxation
If you look at the comments below my post, you will encounter the same mentality Ruto has to deal with.Kenyans,many Kenyans, are simply unable to match his Vision.That is the real problem. In under 5 years,Ruto has made sure that we have stadiums good enough to host CHAN and AFCON ,which are Continental Tournaments,for the first time in the Kenyan History. In under 5 years,Ruto has madfe sure that there is an Afordable Housing Project in every County.Yet I have seen @Kimuzi_ calling him mad for saying Kibera Slums will be a thing of the past,when there is a clear evidence Kibera is changing .We have a long way to go.
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12 May 2024
Simon to the other disciples after catching no fish:
12 May 2024
Net zenu zinafanya?
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Kalenjin men might be misogynistic among other things lakini they take on campus "marriages" head-on๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ a nigga could be 21 na ni provider๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ mpaka anapiga "bibi"๐Ÿ’€
Kudate msichana kwao hawana pesa ni shida Sana mno,wdym lazima boy akushukie nywele alipe rent na mko 2nd yr wote?
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somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet
A cab driver was left speechless and can no longer make a living after Knicks fans destroyed his car ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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Can we talk how well tuned these cars are...gari ina perform all day back to back without issues
Elgapo is goated. Go to Arusha, race everything and beat everything, drive home as if its nothing! @THEJERE ๐Ÿ
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Some of these elements heading these institutions may have the requisite papers but are not intellectually and morally qualified to even head a cattle deep committee.
Replying to @MuriraKinoti
These 4 lanes merge to 2 lanes just 500 meters ahead. This project has cost how many trillions?
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Mimi nacheka sana ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Scenes preceeding unfortunate events.
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฃ ๐„๐—๐‚๐‹๐”๐’๐ˆ๐•๐„: Lewis Hall is closing in on a return to Chelsea following Marc Cucurellaโ€™s shock ยฃ43m move to Real Madrid. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ”ต 7-year contract is already on the table for the left-back if all goes as planned. Newcastle are demanding around ยฃ50m including add-ons to sanction his departure. More to follow soon.
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Everyone in our local media was allegedly "talked to" to kill this tragic story.
Someone has been doing a very good job of trying to kill this story in the local media. Barely reported. As reported, the vehicle, KCQ 222X, belongs to Dawamu School, owned by Phillip Waithaka and his wife Claudia Waithaka. Their son, Kinuthia Waithaka was driving. Allegedly they came to the accident scene and took their child, left the rest. They allegedly have tried to say that a 34 year old relative was driving but witnesses from that night have refuted that claim. Full story here: kenyanbulletin.com/death-of-โ€ฆ
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An ICC indictee who happens to be the president is now selling the Kenyan Passport and ID to foreigners at as low as 15K because he canโ€™t stand losing an election
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Missing Person alert. Last seen around Juja Town Contact the Numbers or nearest Police if you have any information please
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So tuseme August we might have Tanuki, Lisa GTi na Rupal's GC8 on track pale Sunset Corsa? That would be absolutely wild
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It may not be the fastest but it's very consistent. Parked it immediately after racewars, started it up for service last week and straight to Arusha.
Elgapo is goated. Go to Arusha, race everything and beat everything, drive home as if its nothing! @THEJERE ๐Ÿ
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Elgapo is goated. Go to Arusha, race everything and beat everything, drive home as if its nothing! @THEJERE ๐Ÿ
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Ingieni SACCO only if you have guarantors than know you personally, or ask around about people who listed workmates they no longer work withโ€ฆ
Mwalimu SACCO inakupea loans 4 times your shares,so unaeza chukua loan ya 1m then ununue shares za Mwalimu SACCO then wakupee loan ya 4m.Settle ile loan ya bank baki na 3m ya kuinvest.Hivo ndo watu hutoka block.
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We need labs. Well equipped libraries. More classrooms More Lecturers and to be paid on time Not larger entertainment venues!!!
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Umetuwekea picha asubuhi na mapema like a baddie. You go giiiirrrrrrrl ๐Ÿ’…
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If you work for the National Police Service as an officer whether junior or senior, I am asking you why do you go out on the streets during anti-Ruto maandamano to shoot to kill Kenyans? Why are you obeying illegal orders to murder your fellow Kenyans in cold blood?
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Wakianza hivi kazi iko hatarini, last time mountain man pulled these stunts the marriage was on the rocks. Akaanza hadi kuenda na commercial flight ๐Ÿ˜น
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Kukua na facts huwa kitu important sana before you tweet sir. Itakusaidia sana kufanya usionekane fala injinia.
Mechanics ni wakora sana. Mtu aliingiza OF superstar aweke VW VR6 engine kwa Toyota. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ This kind of conversion requires some next level electrical and coding skills Forever, she will deal with; Electrical issues โœ… Cooling issues โœ… Atajengea mechanic nyumba bila kujua.
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