I threw 88...... Retired

Joined April 2014
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7 Sep 2018
Replying to @JeffPassan
Will donate my ucl to science
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dan haren retweeted
ICYMI, I caught up with Dan Haren (@ithrow88) on all things modern pitching and his former role with the DBacks. šŸ‘€ youtu.be/DLW6wyTN_2Y
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11 Apr 2024
.@BarstoolBigCat word is Ohtani interpreter been betting your ā€œmortal locksā€ for years. That true?
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27 Dec 2023
Picked up some Q-Tips at Costco, I vow to use 2 Q-tips a week for the next 17 years (minus 9 weeks) to get through this box. I’ll be 60 years old, stay tuned everyone
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14 Nov 2023
Gloria Vanderbilt collection ? @IJasonAlexander
Drip check
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6 Nov 2023
Starting to think I can manage an MLB team šŸ¤”
Craig Counsell's $8 million-a-year deal with the Chicago Cubs is an industry-shaking deal. In recent years, multiple coaches have pointed out that it's more lucrative financially to take a job with a college program than an MLB team. Counsell's deal could help change that in MLB.
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2 Nov 2023
I ā¤ļø baseball….. til next year šŸ»
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dan haren retweeted
Baseball fans watching this World Series should know Nicole Hazen’s story and feel her presence. The D-backs aren’t just trying to win a championship for their heartbroken boss. They’re trying to win it for their biggest fan. mlb.com/news/featured/world-… @MLB @Dbacks
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24 Oct 2023
Current mood
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15 Oct 2023
13 years, 2,400 innings, 2000 K’s but now my locker simply reads….
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5 Oct 2023
EMBRACE. THE. CHAOS. 😤
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the DBacks are the 3rd team in MLB history to go from a 110 loss season to a playoff berth in a 3-season span, joining this year’s Orioles and the 2013-15 Astros
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25 Sep 2023
America’s fan…. Cowboys hoodie with Yankees gear…. smiling while ordering a Lakers t-shirt
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20 Sep 2023
When they asked for ā€œpre-boardingā€ to line up for my southwest flight today.
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14 Sep 2023
Count is 2 balls 1 strike
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10 Sep 2023
I thought ā€œgunnaā€ was opening for @gwenstefani but turned out to be a white guy named ā€œGunnarā€. Not great.
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5 Sep 2023
My last grandparent passed, She just turned 95 a few days ago, immigrated from Merida, Mx..then Miami, NY & SoCal as my grandpa was a mechanic for Pan-Am. She raised me on a diet of Cochinita Pibil & frijol con puerco šŸ’Ŗ, I Miss my nana
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3 Sep 2023
Yes we have 2 hour games now, universal DH, etc….. I kinda miss the old days. You hit me I hit you šŸŽÆ
š’šžš©š­šžš¦š›šžš« šŸ‘, šŸšŸŽšŸŽšŸ‘ Dusty Baker and Tony La Russa get into it after Dan Haren throws at Cubs starter Matt Clement. Cubs took 4 of 5.
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31 Aug 2023
I’ve done enough fantasy football leagues in my life to understand MLB waiver process is broken….One pick then back of the line
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26 Aug 2023
This kid should be celebrated not ejected…. Strong hands
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26 Aug 2023
Update: The kid was not ejected he was relocated to a different section (into the Dbacks clubhouse)
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