anonymous apostrophe hurler
Joined March 2021
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Nice to see Kermit and Ralph the Dog back on speaking terms.
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How about we keep the Senate and President and Supreme Court and prisons and police and abolish the DSA?
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🚨 DSA’s top leadership just adopted a platform calling to abolish the Senate, replace the president and Supreme Court, abolish the “carceral forces” of the state, grant amnesty to all illegal immigrants, and that is just the tip of the iceberg.
My latest for @CityJournal!
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And by the American public he means himself because he just wants to steal.
The American public must determine the future of AI, not just Big Tech oligarchs.
The financial benefits of AI must be shared by all, not just the richest people on earth.
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Starbucks has a sustainability division and a social impact division.
You have to know those are some cushy jobs.
🚨 LAYOFF ALERT - UNITED STATES 🇺🇸
Starbucks is consolidating its corporate structure by laying off roughly 300 employees and merging its central sustainability department with its social impact division. The job cuts were originally announced internally in mid-May 2026, with separations legally scheduled to begin taking effect on July 17, 2026, according to state regulatory filings.
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This looks crazy but Google Gemini will give you the same runaround.
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How can you talk to someone that can’t Comprehend how ignorant they are?
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See after the revolution there will be lots of jobs for artist's models.
Aspiring sculptors learn their craft by copying human skulls, USSR, 1955. Photo by Ed Clark
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Imagine running your city so badly you suddenly find yourself short $87m.
🚨 LAYOFF ALERT - WASHINGTON 🇺🇸
Seattle Public Schools will lay off central office staff and evaluate broader workforce reductions as part of an emergency reorganization to address a critical $87 million budget shortfall.
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These same people will tell you pride is great because it allows people to be their true selves or some nonsense.
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Telling people that you're trying for a baby is weird. I don't need to know that you're raw dogging your wife every night.
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The problem is that the most productive part of the UK is London and London exists primarily to launder rubles into pounds and Euros.
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Man if someone could make a less scoldy version of feminism that would be great.
For the sake of women’s safety we need England to keep winning 🏴
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We all know Elizabeth Warren doesn't care whether Nancy Pelosi gets rich.
She only wants a talking point that will help her control other people's wealth.
Who's going to tell her it's now $530,000,000?
@SenWarren could you relay the message?
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Never had much sympathy for Len Bias.
Nobody made him snort too much cocaine.
Tomorrow marks 40 years since the death of Len Bias – a tragedy that stunned the sports world and the legion of fans who followed the young basketball star. It was, without a doubt, one of the most heartbreaking and troubling days in local sports history.
As a reporter, you accept that your work will occasionally make people angry. But on June 19, 1986, less than a year into my TV news career, I seemed to piss off an entire region by reporting the truth. Here’s what happened. statter911.com/2026/06/17/le… #sports #lenbias #terps #celtics @HillaryHowardDC @andypollin1 @wusa9 @eyeondc @tomsherwood @davpresto @davejsports @farhip @paulcwagner @brianstelter @charlienbc @NFTC_News @ThePIOAcademy @PIOMarkBrady
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And here you thought marmots were just alpine whistle pigs.
People who lived 5500 years ago on the shores of Siberia’s Lake Baikal survived by hunting deer and game and catching fish. At times, marmots were on the menu, too—a decision with deadly consequences.
A new study suggests these hunter-gatherers contracted Yersinia pestis, the highly infectious bacterium responsible for plague, from contact with these large, ground-dwelling rodents.
Learn more: scim.ag/43HucWY
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Shame they couldn't find any water to put out that fire.
A 25-foot boat caught fire off Hains Point Wednesday. Crews rescued five people. fox5dc.com/news/hains-point-…
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Having a mayor with a ghetto name is going to work out great for DC.
Breaking: Kenyan McDuffie concedes to Janeese Lewis George in D.C. mayoral primary
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Having the first trillionaire before solving faster than light travel and artificial gravity and transporter beams is a failure of our public schools to teach enough STEM.
Not STEAM STEM for crying out loud.
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having our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean water is a failure of the human species
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To be fair who wants to know that Muslim cops facilitated Muslim rape gangs in the former most important city in the world?
Media Shame File:
It's been two days since the release of a report which found that 250,000 White British girls have been raped by Pakistani Muslim gangs.
The British press have barely covered it, and the Australian media haven't done a single story.
noticer.news/media-blackout-…
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No children have ever been molested in that church because everyone who goes there is a hundred years old.
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Edible robots when?
Starting Wednesday, food delivery robots are navigating their way around Arlington, Virginia. fox5dc.com/news/autonomous-f…
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