That look you give your complaining placeholder when she’s wilding fantasizing about your actual wife😂

“Come and overtake me with your house”😂

Idris Elba says James Bond doesn’t need to be “woke” “Bond is big all over the world. And audiences won’t [all] go for a Black male, an African male, playing Bond. That’s not what they like in their culture. Period… Bond is so unrealistic, so a hint of reality is good, but let’s not try and make it woke. I think you’ve got to be pure to what it is: escapism. Don’t try and answer the world’s taste. Just be Bond.” (Source: gq-magazine.co.uk/article/id…)

Ass or gas🤷🏾‍♂️

I exercise just enough to fuck and fight

I am still trying to understand what sort of persuasion happens at car yards for a Nissan Juke to be the final decision.

Growth is so funny You hold a belief, you realize the belief is *wrong*, you evolve Then you just repeat forever

That hard to get pussy always ends up being trash

Anyone who connects you to money is automatically family. That shit is rare.

You just had to be there

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT AFRICA😂😂😂😂 @africanofilter #NotWaiting

You can only stay guided

The irony😂😂

every dev has had this 'house hunting app' idea at least once .. the problem haijawahi kuwa software… kenyans are the edge cases, It’s a spiritual warfare trust issue stack 🤣 talking from experience - @Qwarqo

you cooked with this one

Facts😂😂

Acting invested in the Uber guy's story about how bad the economy is because he hasn't seen my discount yet

Statehouse inakaa hao zile za sharp boys na magypsum kila corner na LED lights.

The job market is pretty brutal honestly 6 years ago, FAANG will hire you if you knew how to invert a Binary Tree & built a Todo app in 100 applications. Today, hard DSA problems & system design won't even cut it & you'll be ghosted/rejected after 7 rounds & 1000 applications.