Senior Engineer @shopify | Atlanta, GA | The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience - Frank Herbert

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Even more worrisome here - and time will tell - is the proliferance of AI hustle culture. It will inevitably lead to Apple locking down specific app types by saying “enough calorie trackers now” therefore stopping a free market from genuine entries. I hope I’m wrong
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I suppose a “Liquid Glass” UI is the most skeuomorphic UI we could possibly ask for, but I find it hard to believe this works well on anything other than a high contrast highly occluded background
Oh my god the clearest Liquid Glass setting option on iOS 27 is amazing This is what we wanted from the very beginning
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I might be too engineer pilled cuz I genuinely thought this post was about this guy while I waited for the video to load
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"I swear no one listens to me like Go"
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Then do it (without bots)
Mr Beast says he could start a faceless channel tomorrow and hit 20 million subscribers in six months “I could start a new channel tomorrow not using my face or my voice without ever promoting it and in six months have 20 million subscribers” “It’s purely knowledge if you knew what I knew you could get 10 million views a video and 10 million subscribers no matter where you are right now within 6 months” “It really is just knowledge”
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“Drain the swamp” right?
🚨 Trump has fired all federal employees tasked with prosecuting corruption.
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Jun 4
stackoverflow is a ghost town now. it’s like walking through an abandoned liminal space. the top question from the past month has 78 upvotes and is titled “how can i avoid using LLMs as a software developer”
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It’s my mission to teach vibecoders what a symlink is
CLAUDE.md: "Read AGENTS.md"
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Fork found in kitchen
Wingstop employee wants Americans to know when you go to Wingstop you’re just buying regular Tyson chicken. He shows all the boxes as proof I ran the numbers on Tyson wholesale chicken prices and compared it to Wingstop prices They markup the chicken over 500% - Wholesale Tyson chicken wings typically cost restaurants $1.50–$2.50 per pound - A pound of bone-in wings yields roughly 8–10 wings - Cost to Wingstop: $0.20–$0.35 per wing that’s including sauce, seasoning and prep - Selling price: $1.00–$1.50 per wing, or even higher in combos - Markup is 300–500% on chicken cost You’re just paying for regular Tyson chicken wings in sauce that’s fried Make it at home and save yourself the 500% markup
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Nice affiliate links. Maybe don’t buy prescription drugs illegally online, especially when their website has shit like this
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i miss the days when you can screenshot on your iphone without taking the survey afterwards 😭
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No, no, no - the real problem here is the Starbucks drinks & avocado toasts
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6.5x in 10 years is fucking insane That’s literally generation wealth creation via an index fund
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The Windows XP supremacy is so accurate. I genuinely don’t think there will ever be something as breakthrough, stable, AND memorable ever again (win95 came close)
More like this.
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It’s the easiest game to test with an extremely large audience? Am I missing something here or is this literally the most obvious choice of all time??
🚨 do you understand what just happened to Rocket League.. Epic Games just chose an 11-year-old soccer-car game - not Fortnite, not the new Witcher - to be the very first game on Unreal Engine 6. the engine that will power the next decade of AAA games was unveiled.. with Rocket League. → still runs on Unreal Engine 3 - the engine that launched in 2006 → skipped UE5 entirely → first UE6 game ever announced → no release date - likely 2028 Psyonix just out-leveraged Rockstar without saying a word.
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As a long time Tesla owner, this ain’t true bub
May 22
You don’t have to drive anymore
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The resume is dying, as hiring shifts towards skills, portfolios and real work proof, per Forbes.
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One of the best community notes I’ve ever seen
Take it from me, as someone who did COPIOUS amounts of Ketamine in my 20s, that is not all he is on.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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RESTful APIs may be dead soon. Instead, web services may expose a single POST entry point for a prompt. Internally, an AI agent may decide how to interpret it and what to do with the data and the database.
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Night Ripper came out 20 years ago today!
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This isn’t new
NEW: AOC claims it’s not possible to “earn” a billion dollars.
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pretty crazy how five years ago vaccines were the most devastating thing you could ever do to your body but nowadays its fine to inject chinese peptide from Temu because you cant stop snacking after dinner
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