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2000s anime culture ruined the 90s goth scene.
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Jun 15
I’ll say this: If the Celtics get Giannis, Apple better figure the fuck out how to stop autocorrecting him to Gianni’s.
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Jun 16
When it comes to CKs death why does no one talk about the drone 50 ft from him that took off 50 seconds after? With the Iran war why does no one talk about the Bank of England? Has everyone lost their critical thinking skills?
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Jun 14
Last two times @celtics brought in a top big man on a trade worked out well. Should have sold my Celtics brown jersey from 1993 after he won fmvp?
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Jun 14
Looking forward to the @knicks losing in the second round next year after a key player gets an injury.
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Jun 12
Congratulations to the @knicks on not being a gutter team for the first time this century. Hopefully congratulating them early will make them lose 3 games in a row.
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Jun 12
Until the community note I thought this was Malcolm in the middle.
Jun 11
I won’t pretend to be a sports guy but shouldn’t the playoffs of any major sport be something for the fans who’ve followed the team all year not celebrities and rich douchebags
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Jun 9
I didn’t know this Charlie Kirk guy had a bunch of videos of him telling women they’re gonna be childless and miserable in their 30s. This is pretty cool stuff.
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Jun 8
Times are so strange we’ve had an American pope from Chicago for 13 months and no one in the stand-up comedy world has done a bit about it.
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Jun 8
On Saturday I got carded buying athletic non alcoholic drinks. Don’t they know that’s for 35 crowd only @Geisslers ???
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Jun 7
The only thing I don’t like about the Knicks winning is sam morrill stinks and Charles Oakley is banned from msg.
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Jun 6
Everyone cites bill burr when they change their mind on having a kid. No one ever brings up Neil hamburger.
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Jun 1
Kurt cobain is a time traveler. He went back in time and killed himself because after he was murdered he found out they released any version of Spank Thru on an album.
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Jun 1
The freedom 250 concert is different than America 250 concert Looking forward to a week of podcasts getting this wrong.
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Jun 1
I wish people would protest more governmental jobs than just ICE.
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May 31
DORT BOY SUMMER
May 31
BREAKING: The Oklahoma City Thunder are expected to decline the team options of Isaiah Hartenstein ($28.5M) and Lu Dort ($18.2M) to cut costs this summer, per sources
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May 28
People HAVE TO SAY Money, Guns and Lawyers is a great song because Werewolves of London is hack. It’s not.
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