South West Water has been fined for a parasite outbreak in Devon, after a number of their shareholders buy second homes there

The landings were enabled by thousands of codebreakers, signallers, nurses, factory workers and intelligence assets - many of whom were women. What a ridiculous hill to die on on today of all days.

Before we all get distracted by the unelected Zia Yusuf trying to defend the indefensible on #BBCLauraK tomorrow (if he's even asked), I thought I’d sum up the past week with one clip. Groomed dullards filming themselves kneeling in the foyer of a police station nowhere near Southampton, all wound up by traitors, billionaires and foreign based media magnates. It needed a backing track, I obliged. W⚓️s

🚨Thick idiot @JuliaHB1 downplays the hundreds of women that served in the D-Day landings. From the nurses of the Queen Alexandra's Nursing Service on hospital ships a few hundred metres off the beaches, to the Marquis fighters sabotaging German communications. Hartley-Spewer FO!

Donald Trump has posted a photo of himself along with the caption '007', in a clear reference to his current approval rating

The US government has joined the 'two-tier policing' debate on the side of Elon Musk, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson and Laurence Fox - providing some much needed credibility to everyone on the opposite side of the debate

Crazy isn't it Jeremy Corbyn's Labour party had an 'antisemitism crisis' and now Zack Polanski's Green Party does. While Nigel Farage's Reform party, with Nigel Farage and loads of Nazi lovers, doesn't. It's like it's some kind of scam used against Left Wing parties.

A message to JD Vance from Britain: Even if you stopped your ICE Gestapo from murdering US citizens Even if you learned that guns = dead kids Even if Trump wasn't a rapist We still wouldn't care about your opinion, you backwards, guyliner wearing, hillbilly couch fucker.

J D Vance needs to keep his nose out of UK business and concentrate on getting the US house in order. More gun crime than the St Valentine's Day Massacre and their ICE THUGS thinking it's the O.K. Corral, Vance is a hypocrite. Oh and he's no CHRISTIAN. #BBCBreakfast #r4today

JD Vance says Henry Nowak would still be alive if “the last few generations of Europeans had stood their ground against the mass invasion of migrants” If the Native Americans had kept out the invader scum like Vance, we wouldn't have to listen to this shit.

Henry Nowak’s family urged people not to exploit his murder to create further division. It speaks volumes that Nigel Farage chose to ignore them and instead side with JD Vance.

"Dear Diary, JD Vance waded in on the Henry Nowak murder. It feels good to be on the same page as someone who works for a demented rapist paedophile and whose idea of a 'civilised' country is one where over 40,000 people a year die from gun related incidents and many thousands more go bankrupt or die prematurely because they can't afford healthcare. Certainly something to aim for..."

Without even breaking stride, here’s #bbclaurak again platforming Reform’s unelected political omnicrank Zia Yusuf mere days after Sky News’s Cathy Newman was besieged by death threats and widespread misogyny after interviewing the pan faced hate peddling thunderbigot

Ian Hislop repeatedly slams Michael Gove on Have I Got News For You #HIGNFY "I mean, you were sacked and then dismissed, you almost came back. I mean there are cockroaches I know who are in we of your ability" "Cameron said you have one overriding quality, that is disloyalty" "I prefer to be talking about levelling up" "Can I just say at this point, I've always liked experts" "A turbulent week, what we've seen is a large number of Cabinet members stabbing each other in the back in the hope of becoming leader. Michael" "In the old days you used to get into trouble with emails, didn't you Michael"

If the farmers in Wis thought Trump was going to come to your state and talk about solutions to the problems and issues you are facing right now, you were sorely mistaken. Because Trump doesn’t give a fuck about you. Never has never will. He wants your vote and money.

Excellent news. The police should go through all that clear footage and get everyone of those far right scummers banged up for a couple of years. Then arrest Farage for incitement and chuck him in jail along with Yaxley-Lennon.

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor sub-let property on the Royal Lodge estate despite not paying any rent himself, good luck trying that in his next potential accommodation courtesy of the crown

What's almost worse than the appalling acts Michael Gove committed in government (ask teachers, those who lost businesses through Brexit, those who lost loved ones because of faulty PPE etc)...is such gits being given airtime to pretend to be witty and self deprecating. #HIGNFY