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May 23
Selling 2x Birmingham Pride tickets for today!! £27 each, just a QR code I will send you. Message if interested! Xxx @BirminghamPride #BirminghamPride
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If Bulgaria wins, can we rename the country to Bulgaranga
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Graham Norton is especially sarcastic this year for his Eurovision commentary. And I’m here for it
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how I feel when I start replying to everybody's insta story after a glass of wine
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boycott eurovision and free palestine btw but i think the former love island contestant who can’t hit one note live yet whose body is insane tea should win x
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Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI
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in the entire history of the olympics (more than 10,000 athletes each summer games and 3,000 each winter) since 1896, this would have applied to one (1) woman who did not place in anything
Transgender women have been banned from competing in female category events at the Olympic Games.
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“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend
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Been listening to BBC Radio 1 Anthems instead of Apple Music during work for the past few days and I acc understand why people text "keep the tunes coming" to radio stations now. Just been playing absolute heaters non-stop
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Feb 28
sometimes i like to say a little prayer to the lush employee on the back of my shower gel bottle in the same way that one would say grace before a meal.
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Imagine dating someone and then falling in love and thinking you're going to spend the rest of your lives together and then they reveal they once stood in a Student Union election
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movies are dark now because amy poehler is using every light in hollywood for her podcast studio
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Feb 3
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Although he apologized with a sympathy bun and revealed he is half-Chinese.
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he’s so mock the week coded
If I was sat on the table and didn’t have James’ name written down, him doing this would have been enough for me to pick that slate back up to rub out what I’ve written and put his name down instead #TheTraitors
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i have nothing to tweet about due to being in a fulfilling romantic relationship
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Jan 15
one thing about harry he’s cool as fuck
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Ali Wong you shouldn’t be alone right now. [turns 90 degrees] Bill Hader you shouldn’t be alone right now.
Bill Hader & Ali Wong have broken up after 2 years of dating, @PEOPLE reports. 🔗: people.com/ali-wong-and-bill…
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"yassified to maintain anonymity" is one of the greatest linguistic innovations of the century
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