To answer the question on everyone’s minds, Wordle does in fact accept the word “shart” @nytimes #wordle

Forgot that the airport dunkin makes you put the cream cheese on the bagel yourself, I’m in a middle seat so I will unfortunately not be eating until we land

If you don’t use your blinker in traffic, I’m just gonna automatically assume that you consistently tip under 20% & never wash your hands

fixed it

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can host an extravagant party at your West Egg mansion that symbolizes the superficiality and moral corruption of the rich

Why would you use anything other than quick-dry nail polish

rip uncle iroh i know you would’ve loved boba

As an American using up the brita & choosing not to refill it is my God-given right

Last week the NRA celebrated an overturned ban on assault weapons in Colorado. Today a man opened fire on civilians at a King Sooper’s in Boulder. It is heartwrenching & sickening that “how many lives will it take” is a question we are being forced to ask. #boulder #GunControlNow

It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I simply have to spend $118 today.

Need a man who listens like the people bagging my groceries @ Trader Joe’s when they ask me how my day is going

If it isn’t me & my rogue blacksmith pirate boyfriend roaming the high seas together after he saves me from a fate at the gallows for committing several crimes against the East India Trading Company I don’t want it

I hope all teenagers have a phase where electric feel by mgmt is the sexiest song they've ever heard. I really do. more than anything else in the whole world

Not to get political in my first-ever tweet but if you’ve ever dissed the idea of owning a bathrobe we will never see eye to eye