waging the regime change war within
Joined November 2023
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J Monohan retweeted
If I don't become a father, I'm going to have an extremely wild midlife crisis.
No kids? Might as well do drugs in the jungle, buy a speed boat and drive from Cleveland to Cuba, set a land speed record on a motorcycle, jump the grand canyon, buy a house just to burn it down.
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In a world filled with Splenda hoes, you’re my raw sugar cane.
Fellas, try this line out with the ladies and report back to me:
Hey sugar, lemme put you in my coffee. I been lost in a desert of sand made of Splenda til you walked in here with the real cane.
If she says it sounds kinda gay, tell her she’s the one that’s gay.
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Fellas, try this line out with the ladies and report back to me:
Hey sugar, lemme put you in my coffee. I been lost in a desert of sand made of Splenda til you walked in here with the real cane.
If she says it sounds kinda gay, tell her she’s the one that’s gay.
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J Monohan retweeted
people (i) get crankier as they (I) age because we're running out of runway & everyone insists on dragging things out pointlessly. relentless barrage of fries in the bag moments
yeah okay the new matcha is ceremonial grade. stop explaining, my DNA is falling apart
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J Monohan retweeted
In the past you could qualify a statement by including “in the literal sense of the word…” but in 2013 they changed the definition of literally to include figurative statements.
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You need to be just irony poisoned enough to know that the words ‘passion’ and ‘passionate’ are dead and anyone who uses them is trying to scam you but not so cynical as to pretend the thing itself is gone from the world.
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Jun 14
Sunday sermon:
Tweet at others the way you want to be tweeted at. But also, don’t take shit from anyone, unless you deserve it. And yea, sometimes you (I) deserve it.
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Jun 13
Gm. Scrape the fingers of your eyes across this cratered roughness until the hairs tingle on the back of your neck.
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J Monohan retweeted
Feb 25
it isn't
in our power
to adopt a proper perspective
nu-hai-ku.com
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J Monohan retweeted
Jun 12
If anyone is interested, go read my poem. Link in the replies.
I put a bunch of them up before, but I deleted them all out of self-hatred. I’m done being weak and fucked up now!
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J Monohan retweeted
artificial intelligence was my nickname back in college
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Jun 11
Gm.
The problem isn’t that you’ll become dust
but that you ever thought you aren’t already.
— Dean Young
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Jun 10
20 bucks says my baby will grow up to be a wonderful mother because she has a wonderful mother herself.
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Jun 10
Escape the gaytrix. Drink full cream.
Jun 10
No one is ready for this, but the biggest truth nuke of our age is that all coffee shops are part of a coordinated demoralization campaign to make you think half n half is a better addition to coffee than heavy whipping cream. They don’t want us to be happy.
Drink full cream.
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Jun 10
No one is ready for this, but the biggest truth nuke of our age is that all coffee shops are part of a coordinated demoralization campaign to make you think half n half is a better addition to coffee than heavy whipping cream. They don’t want us to be happy.
Drink full cream.
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J Monohan retweeted
Jun 10
yeah there's something profoundly restless & unsettling about this
part of a wholesale assault on interiority, privacy & actual thinking, which demands space, sonic & otherwise. no wonder attention spans are in free fall
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Jun 10
It’s only like this in America. Go to any country in Europe and you can still walk into most cafes and restaurants and enjoy the sensuous experience of conversation over a meal or coffee without the thought-erasing superfluous sounds of recorded music.
Jun 10
I have come to loathe that there has to be music playing everywhere at all times.
I firmly believe that it's unhealthy mentally for the average person to listen to music for more than short periods of time but we're being blasted with it nonstop.
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J Monohan retweeted
Brb, turning in the widening afternoon gyre
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