I am just a time travellin chonky wolf in sheep's clothing journalist.

Joined February 2020
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If you have an orange murder cat then you know.
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Ukrainian attack drones hit a major Russian oil depot in Rybinsk this morning, setting multiple tanks ablaze. Seen here, a Ukrainian attack drone flies towards the already burning Russian depot, descends, and then smashes into another oil tank.
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When I broke my back in a car accident all I did was piss my pants. So I am pretty envious to be honest
Dang. 😳 That’s gotta be some kind of record! Can you beat it? 🤔
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Boat update. We out in. Got stuck on sand banks twice. Opened it up and seen some cool things. My kids can be little shits. Good day out. No photos. The sandbars kind of stressed us out a little. Lol
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Me winding up my business in the last three months.
Replying to @nickroberts317
Passengers taking that turn in Billings, Montana
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As a dirt bike rider, this is kind of cool and if Obama did it , he would be more credible to me than the Chicago stooge he was.
One day I hope MAGA supporters can ADMIT if Barack Hussien Obama had done anything remotely close to this, we’d still be hearing about it today
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Awesome
This is so insane😭😭😭
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this boat putting in today is not going on as planned. I maybe calling it off and doing it tomorrow
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Electricity so expensive they can't even melt the cheese. Fark.
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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Breaking News Jack. retweeted
Replying to @JakeFleshner
Cum socks
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Okay. I don't think she made it.
🚨ATUALIZAÇÃO | Dois envolvidos na morte da moça que foi lançada da ponte sem estar presa na corda elástica fugiram do local. A PM foi acionada e o helicóptero águia segue na procura dos foragidos. O caso aconteceu em Limeira, interior de São Paulo, Brasil.
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Just got a new ride to tow my boat
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Stop what you are doing. This lady got fired for stopping a bacon thief. I followed and sent them a message to rehire this lady. Bacon thieves deserved to be drawn and quartered. @onestopstores
Shop worker sacked after 'acting on instinct' to tackle bacon thief gbnews.com/news/merseyside-n…
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How I be after a huge night drinking.
🇵🇭 Se revelan nuevas imágenes impactantes del terremoto de magnitud 7,8 que sacudió Filipinas el pasado 8 de junio.
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I am 52. Lost my business. Nearly lost my house. Broke my back. No retirement. But I got a winners attitude. LFG Fookers!

ALT Shaun Of The Dead Simon Pegg GIF

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This dumb reply has 1800 likes. Wtf?
Replying to @NukeBushwick
That's astronaut pussy to you pal!
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Breaking News Jack. retweeted
Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day
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A 21-year-old woman died today after workers forgot to attach a bungee cord to her before throwing her off a 40-meter-high bridge in Limeira, Brazil 🇧🇷
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Breaking News Jack. retweeted
As a Waffle House connoisseur, if the dining area of a WaHo is closed, you need to get out of there immediately
Late night snack in New Orleans at Waffle House again. Unfortunately we had to eat in the parking lot this time because they closed the dining area and only allowed takeaway.
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Just checked in on the Australian Ski season… 😵‍💫🤦‍♂️
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