Gay Goose Gang - now with extra arms!
Joined February 2010
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3 Aug 2021
IT'S HERE, THE BOOK IS HERE, I WROTE A BOOK THAT EXISTS AS A PHYSICAL ENTITY AND YOU SHOULD ORDER IT SO THAT SOON IT WILL BE HERE FOR YOU TOO!!!
👉bit.ly/10actsof
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Jack Remiel retweeted
10 Oct 2023
Thrilled to have worked on this and programmed in fantastic authors for LitCrawl. You can find @xjoyholleyx @jackremiel @AiranaNgarewa @RubySolly Bill Nelson and Grace Yee with Short Storey sessions facilitated by Joan Fleming and @itsover_bye…
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9 Oct 2023
I can only assume that being in bed with pneumonia for weeks watching YT ten hours a day, I have seen 90% of the videos on this site and the algorithm had to dig deep to give me ~crochet drama content~.
Having said that: subscribed, no notes.
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30 Sep 2023
I got to write about conspiracy theories and conspiracy theorists. Turns out it's less hilarious than I wanted it to be (though still a bit hilarious). newsroom.co.nz/readingroom/s…
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20 Sep 2023
Having been alerted to the terrifying number of Facebook comments this story is getting, I figure now is the best time to point at my book, Ten Acceptable Acts of Arson, which has LOTS of stories like this and also ones with time travel! bit.ly/10actsof
18 Sep 2023
"Reasons why I called in sick rather than go to the mihi whakatau for new employees last Friday", a story by Jack Remiel Cottrell newsroom.co.nz/readingroom/b…
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19 Sep 2023
Thanks Steve! And thanks for sharing my work with people. (Lord knows I'm rubbish at sharing it myself.)
18 Sep 2023
Jack’s one of my new favourite writers
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18 Aug 2023
I wrote this in a WINZ office, so I can confirm its complete and total veracity.
18 Aug 2023
Short story: Work and Income Gothic, by Jack Remiel Cottrell | Newsroom 👏👏 @jackremiel ✨ newsroom.co.nz/short-story-w…
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Jack Remiel retweeted
12 Jul 2023
@jackremiel @antzlapwood @EmmaHislop2 @TinaMakereti @WHereaka @AiranaNgarewa @NicLow1 @RawiniaParata @gearsgeary @kotukutitihuia @AliceTawhai @JWiremuKane @colleenmaria @AtakohuM
12 Jul 2023
To celebrate Matariki, some excerpts from the introduction to Hiwa: Contemporary Māori Short Stories. anzliterature.com/feature/ta…
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Jack Remiel retweeted
29 May 2023
This anthology is coming out soon! Edited by the legendary @pjkmorris and featuring a newly revised version of my drug-addled, blistering indictment of our decaying medical system ‘Polypharmacy’ as well as a host of legendary Māori writers aucklanduniversitypress.co.n…
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22 May 2023
I was laughing with @limlouisa on Thursday about some of the weird experiences she'd had since arriving in Aotearoa. Looks like things didn't get better from there. Fucking hell.
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10 May 2023
Breaking my Twitter silence to say the St Mary's vs Wellington Girls match I refereed this evening was really great fun, even if @WgtnCC failed to put the pads out so the 5m became the tryline.
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10 May 2023
And some serious talent in both teams, even if SMC got a comfortable victory
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29 Mar 2023
It's like the last day of nominations, but if you read my story 'Anamnesis' in the NZ Listener all the way back in January 2022 - you could nominate it for a Sir Julius Vogel award?
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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21 Mar 2023
Got called a f**got in the loos this evening at the @florencemachine concert for saying I knew all the songs. Rude that I was in a stall and they couldn't even see how gay my outfit was.
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21 Mar 2023
I last went to a concert in 2016. I have earplugs this time, so tonight is already a better experience!
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7 Mar 2023
Why are @nzpost couriers so crap? Are they like vampires who can't walk past a letterbox without an invitation? It's the only reason I can think of for their routine failure to knock on the door.
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18 Feb 2023
Switch on and hear "I TOLD HIM IT WAS TOO DEEP!" And surprisingly enough, that wasn't from yo mama. #NZvsENG
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Jack Remiel retweeted
17 Feb 2023
ChatBot: My name is Sydney
Journalist: The chatbot it human 😭😭😭😭
Trans person: My name is Sydney
Journalist: I’m going to call your optometrist to find out your real name you little shit
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Jack Remiel retweeted
16 Feb 2023
Jimmy Anderson is senior enough to say "I really can't be fucked batting today."
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