Writer/Artist. I probably love you. Now let's have a conversation, and please don't let it be boring. Find me on all the main socials!

Joined November 2010
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How the magic happens...
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"Are they the first punk band? Please call-" "Well everyone knows they are, so." @rickygervais and @StephenMerchant
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Please RT to support this! @rickygervais Next great British comedy! I promise.
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"DDT is the most racist policy in United States' history." @pennjillette
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Moi Reportoire...
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"The way Thor had his hammer, you gave your pen." @JMCDelingpole on @DouglasKMurray @DickDelingpole like it?
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Replying to @MattWelch
@MattWelch @kmele @peez I'd love your thoughts on this.
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@coldxman @JohnHMcWhorter I think you'd appreciate this!
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New story on the go!
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@serenawilliams You're the star of my new novella!
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@mcmoynihan I'm like a young, gay, non-Hitchens. But I ain't Milo! I'm taking this stuff seriously now.
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"No, the one who killed himself, Steve." @rickygervais to @StephenMerchant I remember the whole show! You were on that episode @thesturge I think.
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"If you want to build a nucleaur bomb @AnthonyCumia which I know you do...It's way better to use modern technology that Nazi occultism." @pennjillette on @OpieShow and Anthony. "I'm big on flipping between animals." @joerogan of @joeroganhq
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"Talk then. Someone should talk. Already an error!" @StephenMerchant on XFM!
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"The underground base of an evil genius, and then..." @Aiannucci @RobGibbons_ @neilgibbons
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"It's his jokes!" @StephenMerchant "I'm not usually in on Easter saturday..." @rickygervais
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The One Percent Majority retweeted
Don't miss out, it's #NationalDonutDay 🍩 Come stop by @trejosdonuts and get some before they're all gone!
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Replying to @MattWelch
@MattWelch you're my man, maaaan!
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#wethefifth @reason @kmele and.....the ultimate scumbag...sir @mcmoynihan of Maaaastic. Irish fag. Lol peace out. I'm fishing for a MM rant btw. Do your worst...
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Replying to @peez
@peez Respect, Bro. You inspired me tonight.
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@verybadwizards @tamler @CHSommers Happy Rennaisance. Fingers crossed.
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I'm still totally "serial".
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