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Jelssss @jals

Crisis Actor, Street Scum

Joined March 2008
  • Tweets 8,929
  • Following 99
  • Followers 129
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Jelssss@jals
29 May 2019
Dudes with ponytails always have the most DVD’s.
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Jelssss@jals
26 Apr 2024
Stop Brett Kissel's Performances at Oilers Playoff Games - Sign the Petition! chng.it/fJtJPtpdt6 via @CdnChange
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Jelssss@jals
22 Jun 2023
yoga on my mats gpt on my chats
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Jelssss@jals
15 Jun 2023
brother what a night it really was
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Jelssss@jals
11 Mar 2023
Ch-ch-ch-chia! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Jelssss@jals
12 Dec 2022
Yearly reminder from yours truly via social media to stop using social media. Whips you up into a frenzy. Life isn’t actually this fucked up- just look outside.
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@dril
22 Nov 2022
bat man would never suck the jokers dick @Cnn @msnbc @WSJ @WSJBusiness
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Jelssss@jals
8 Nov 2022
The perfect pillow may exist.
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Jelssss@jals
23 Sep 2022
Ed Sheeran’s face makes me wish it was the Crusades and I had a mace and he was a filthy pagan.
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Jelssss@jals
25 Feb 2022
Just checking in. Yep, Twitter is still garbage. Save yourselves.
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Jelssss@jals
8 Apr 2021
If I ran a cranberry company, we would share crandom acts of kindness, which would only be unwanted berries and their juice pushed on people.
Jelssss@jals
4 Nov 2020
Bill Pullman elected as top US official.
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Jelssss@jals
24 Dec 2019
To those that follow me, I'm not on here anymore because Twitter is a cesspool. If you need to get ahold of me, email me: ghostcoins@gmail.com
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27 Aug 2019
三管齐下
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Jelssss@jals
22 Aug 2019
Taking the twitter app off my phone has been the best mental health move I've made in years. My phone screen time is down to about 40 minutes a day (guess how long I'm in the bathroom). I don't really know what's going on in the world, but I know what's going on in real life more
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Jelssss@jals
9 Aug 2019
Phil Hartman is my JonBenét Ramsey.
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Jelssss@jals
9 Aug 2019
“A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.” -Zeus -Rip Torn
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Jelssss@jals
8 Aug 2019
report to the Goof troop, a blooba da bap ba ba doo bap (yeah)
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Jelssss@jals
8 Aug 2019
I’m poor. *buys expensive health food*
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Jelssss@jals
7 Aug 2019
Conspiracy theory: anon groups in positions of power help fund/support conspiracy movements. Have people waste the energy of their protest on non-existent fantasy, so you can run around destroying the environment for profit and lobbying to take peoples actual rights away.
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Jelssss@jals
1 Aug 2019
Hey America! Quit fucking around. Alaska should be in Canada and you know it.
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